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Kiss.of.Crimson
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|  Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do  Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:35 am | |
| Rosalie: Yes. Yes you do Emmett. There is only enough room for one big breasted person in this relationship, and that person is me.
126. Emmett is not allowed to wear a T-shirt that says on the front: I may not be perfect but parts of me are pretty awesome. And has an arrow pointing down to his crotch.
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| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:29 am | |
| ew.
127. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to wear a shirt that has an arrow pointing to him saying "The Man" and an arrow pointing to the southern hemisphere (lol) saying "The Ledgend"
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Kiss.of.Crimson
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| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:53 am | |
| Haha One of my guy friends actually has one of those shirts..It's hilarious really.
128. Emmett is not allowed to try and break a world record by seeing how many clothes pins he can put on his body, then walk around the mall wearing them.
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| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:37 pm | |
| ugh, i can't stand those shirts. lol too many nerds wear them around my school. lol
haha, lol
129. Emmett is not allowed to Pretend to fall asleep in class. And then pretend to be having a wet dream in which Jasper is the star. Especially when Jasper is sitting in the desk next to his
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| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:00 pm | |
| Haha
130. Emmett is not allowed to wear a "I'm with the slut" T-shirt when he goes to the mall with Rosalie.
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| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:14 am | |
| lol
131. Emmett is not allowed to tell anyone who will listen that there really is a Voldemo and that his real name is Aro Volturi
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Kiss.of.Crimson
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| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:43 am | |
| I'm sure the Volturi would love that.
132. Emmett is not allowed to force everyone to play naked twister with him.
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CarmenCullen:)
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| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:54 am | |
| I CALL REF!!! lol
133. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to go shopping for Alice.
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| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:45 am | |
| 134. Emmett is not allowed to be a telemarketer on the suicide hotline...
Somehow, I don't think he would help save lives...
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| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:02 am | |
| It's a boring job anyway. lol just kidding, i wouldn't know. lol
135. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to "borrow" the big siccors used to cut ribbons from the mayor so that he can RUN around town with the saying "I live on the edge!"
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| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:09 am | |
| | 136. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to play with Barbies and tell Rosalie that Barbie is way prettier then her and that he's leaving her and then start making out with the doll while Rosalie watches. |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
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| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:47 am | |
| Talk about weird.
137. Emmett is not allowed to draw a penis on Jasper's forehead with permanent marker and shave part of his head.
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| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:41 am | |
| lol and ew
138. Emmett is not allowed to tell people to "Hold this bag of fire works that I didn't light at all." when he really did light them all.
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| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:22 am | |
| Yikes. lol
139. Emmett is not allowed to sneak into Bella's room while she's sleeping and give her a God-awful looking haircut as an April Fool's prank.
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| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:22 am | |
| lol Edward would kill him...
140. Emmett is not allowed to dress up like Elmer Fudd, grab a gun, and on his way out of the house say, "Be very quiet... I'm hunting a wabbit!"
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