new gurl!!

that would be a problem. you'd better not say anything, just in case.

ha ha ha, they follow the lines of coldonesfavorite quote if you get that.

no, i don't know it. what is it?

ha ha ha, the one about jake being a pushy obnoxious moronic dog.... hope that she doesnt read that!!

oh, i see. yeah, i hope she doesn't either .

id be in more then a little trouble if she did. shes already narky enough these days!!

ouch. well, i hope she doesn't get mad at you for it.

ha ha ha, thats if she sees it!

good point. then better hope she doesn't see it!

Haha, I'm always worried about posting stuff about my friends on here, because I don't know whether they'll come on or not. I was really shocked the other day because my friend who thought the wolves were the Cullens (funny how I usually refer to my friends as "my friend who thought the wolves were the Cullens" and "my friend who moved to Malaysia" ) actually remembered the name of this place Probably because I rave about it so much.

And I've identified quite a few of my split personalities. There are so many of them that it's getting tricky, but I'll tell you their names so far.

Let's see, there's...

Rhoelda, Erin, Isabella, Garnie, Martelle, Brea, Nadine, June, Carline, Rayna, Zinestra and Fleur.

Rhoelda is super annoying, Isabella is the one that causes me to live my life in a dream-like trance and forget about everything that supposedly matters, Zinestra is my inner evil, and Fleur is my inner nymph I won't bore you with the details of the others.

i have...

Lilly, Mirium, Eleanor and Clara

Lilly is a killer, who is very cold and antisocial, Mirium is super emotional, she takes everything to heart and is usually depressed. Eleanor is a psycho crazy usually happy weirdo and Clara is my super annoying, always un-coperative muse.

lilly, i've met yours. question, though. if the killer personality is called lilly, then should we not call you that anymore?

sam, i wanna hear about the rest! zinestra is an amazing name!

i think you know mine, but just in case:

tamara o'neil, caroline dulac, marianne chancy

tamara is my evil, evil muse. caroline has the common sense and the concience, and marianne is shy and antisocial.

If you say so... they're still all a little haphazard, but I'm working on identifying them properly. They're being very stubborn about it

Rhoelda - the annoying brat who decides to put a block in my imagination, who stops me from being able to mentally picture things and actually do things (it's her fault I keep losing my axel )

Erin - the girly girl who bursts out, completely uncalled for, all bubbly and excited.

Isabella - the one who throws me into an unbreakable trance, which makes my life seem like a really hazy dream. She makes me forget about my "important" responsibilities, and is a huge procrastinator. She's also the creative one.

Garnie - the one who acts on impulse, blurting out things that will be regretted later.

Martelle - the dreamer, who reaches out for things that can't come true, and keeps pushing for things that will never happen.

Brea - the grounded, sensible one who nags and bugs me to no end, trying to rescue me from Isabella's trance.

Nadine - the worrier, the doubter, the paranoid pessimist (now you see where I get it from )

June - the intelligent one.

Carline - the one that gives herself too much credit.

Rayna - the perfectionist, the one that can't leave things alone (and makes me keep on typing every single bloody thought that comes to my mind, whether I feel like telling people about it or not - she's the reason my posts are so long)

Zinestra - the evil, raging, murderous one. She's more subtle in her sinister ways when she's working in cooperation with June.

Fleur - my inner nymph, the bubbly, hyperactive dancer.

Sienna - the shy one who causes me to keep my mouth shut all the time (unless she's overpowered by Erin or Garnie)

There. LONG post. But now you know

ooh, i like them! sienna sounds a lot like marianne, actually. but anne and tamara won out today and we actually auditioned for a solo in choir. we didn't get it, but we got up there, and, with anne and tamara working in tandem, we weren't actually all that nervous. . of course, then caroline had to comfort marianne for a LONG time, and marianne still wasn't happy, but what can we do? and caroline has taken over completely in driver's ed. it's a good thing, too, because she's the only thing stopping anne from slacking off and tamara from cussing out the teacher and marianne from reading through it all. *shudders* we hate that class SOOO much!

Haha, glad you like them. Well there was bound to be some part of our multiple personalities that was the same, seeing as we're mental twins and all. Well good for you (all of you). Tell Marianne to stop freaking out, because she reminds me of Howie from The Benchwarmers.

No! Psst, Marianne! I know exactly where you're coming from! I had to go through it all when this lunatic decided to audition for a solo back in those horrible days when we did choir, and it was horrible! Next time you should just stay put and make sure they don't go up there to sing.

Wow, Sienna, you're talking a lot.

Um... no? I'm going now...

Well that went well

good point. you have more than i do, so mine are composites of some of yours, but i agree: it would have been impossible if some of them hadn't been the same!

Thanks Sienna. It is horrible, isn't it? Good idea, I'll do that next time!

Great, now you gave her ideas. Thanks a lot Sienna!

Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, you know.

Yes, and I wanted the solo!

There will be other auditions, I promise.

Not likely, now that Marianne knows how not to do it.

umm, guys? remember that we overpowered her? we can do it again, you know.

Good.

(sorry that marianne speaks like this. the netspeak filter stops us from underlining things.

that was interesting.

It was entertaining

Don't listen to them, Marianne! You can overpower them. You're smarter than them... aren't you?

Since when do you talk so passionately, Sienna? I thought you were supposed to be shy?

What? Of course I am... I'm gonna go and... umm... bye.

apparently marianne and sienna have discovered that they're kindred spirits!

I am smarter than them, don't worry! I'll win next time!

In your dreams, honey.

Be nice.

I am being nice. You don't know what being mean is.

i do, and i don't want to see it. save your nastyness for the privacy of our head, got it?

Yes mother.

*shakes head* wow, we argue a lot, don't we?

mine stay inside my head and stay off my motor neurons if they know whats good for them! lolz.

lucky you. wish mine would...

same, no matter how many times i change the locks...

Lol, nice

Anne, I think they have... Hmm, well they'd better not be planning a conspiracy.

Good for you, Marianne! Now I think we'd better go somewhere else if we're going to keep talking. There are people here. Scary...

Oh boohoo, Sienna! You're such a little goody two shoes! Every time somebody comes along it's always "OH! I'd better pretend to be all shy, or else they won't like me..." Suck it up already!

...Mmm...

Oh come on, aren't you going to defend yourself?

...No...I'm just going to walk away and keep the peace...

There's no peace where Carline is involved, let me tell you. But I've got to admit, she is a little more civil than Zinestra. Not that that takes much...

((Sorry about all that ))

I agree. We need to go somewhere quiet. Like the top of Mt. Everest or something.

Like you're going to get there, Marianne. You'd better start walking, because we're not taking you there!

Tamara... but she is right, you know. You'll have to get there on your own.

I will! Just watch!

*sigh* look, marianne. you can't get there because i won't take you. i'll let you write letters, if you cannot stand to come out, but that's it.

You sound like Tandy!

Tandy has it right.

but he doesn't have to nag us about it, you know!

He's our friend. He's trying to help us.

*shakes head* we can survive without his meddling.

Now you sound like me!

dang. i've lived with you too long. *muttermutter*

Of course you have. Is that a bad thing?

Um, girls? We're probably boring our readers. Why don't we take it somewhere else?

(FYI, Tandy is one of my good friends who insists that i need to "come out of my shell" and talk to strangers. *sigh*)

what in the world are you guys talking about?