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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:02 am

Lol, definitely not...

19. Alice Cullen is not allowed to start body building and become as big as Emmett (bigger than Jasper) and be all buff, with a huge ring through her nose, a deep voice etc.

(I know it's not physically possible for her to change at all, but I couldn't resist. That's like... the furthest away from the real Alice you could possibly get)
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:10 am

Oh god, THAT would be scary!

20.Alice Cullen in not allowed to cry crying to Esme when Emmett eats her ice cream.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:00 am

she would, too. lol

21. Alice Cullen is not allowed to die her hair purple and pierce her eyebrows.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:47 am

woah...

22.Alice Cullen is not allowed to make "Barbie Girl" her personal theme song.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:48 am

lol, that's a really REALLY dirty song, if you actually listen to the lyrics.

23. Alice Cullen is not allowed to sing "Unwell," my Matchbox 20 at the top of her lungs.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:56 am

Yeah I know!!

24.Alice Cullen is not allowed to use Jasper as her barbie guinea pig

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:00 pm

lol, i'm sure he'd agree with that!

25. Alice Cullen is not allowed to give Emmett a makeover.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:06 pm

Oh jeez...

26.Alice Cullen is not allowed to immatate everybody she sees to the point of insanity.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:07 pm

whose, theirs or hers?

27. Alice Cullen is not allowed to use her powers to find out exactly when the traffic cops will be checking for speeding, and then avoid them while going 100 miles per hour in her Porsche.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:16 pm

Theirs.
I don't think they could catch her anyway...

28.Alice Cullen is not allowed to slash the tires of Edwards Volvo

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:18 pm

*grins* bet she'd like doing it, though.

29. Alice Cullen is not allowed to adopt, "live hard, die young" as her motto.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:21 pm

true!

30.Alice Cullen is not allowed to be the crazy wedding planner at Edward's and Bella's wedding

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:22 pm

isn't she already?

31. Alice Cullen is not allowed to make Bella's wedding dress bright pink.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:30 pm

EEK!

32.Alice Cullen is not allowed to go overboard with flowers at their wedding.

(I keep typing Jasper Hale is not allowed to...out of habit!)

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:32 pm

same here!

33. Alice Cullen is not allowed to have sole control over the music choice at the wedding.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:38 pm

34.Alice Cullen is not allowed to dress Bella in a ridicusly puffy wedding dress

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:39 pm

bet bella wouldn't let her.

35. Alice Cullen is not allowed to make Edward wear an outfit of her own making.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:32 pm

sparkles and sequins!

36.Alice Cullen is not allowed to sing Fer Sure at the top of her lungs. (Even though I LOVE that song!)

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:48 pm

ok I'm going to try one.
37. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go to tanning booths.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:31 pm

38. Alice Cullen is not allowed to put on a fairy costume and break into people's houses at night pretending to be the Tooth fairy

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:32 pm

lol!

39. Alice Cullen is not allowed to tell small children that she's one of santa's elves and can she please have their christmas presents to fix?

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:47 pm

Haha nicee..

40. Alice Cullen is not allowed to paint Emmett's jeep bright pink with glitter.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:49 pm

lol, no she's not!

41. Alice Cullen is not allowed to stick a bumper sticker saying, "i am vampire, hear me roar," on edward's volvo.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:57 pm

Oh, I bet he would just LOVE that one... haha

42. Alice Cullen is not allowed to steal Bella's wardrobe and give it away to the Salvation Army.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:58 pm

she would do that, too!

43. Alice Cullen is not allowed to take Bella on required shopping trips after she's been changed to help her adjust to the lifestyle of a vegetarian vampire.

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