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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun May 18, 2008 9:46 pm

The little tramp... Razz

483. Alice is not allowed to get 'Kiss It' tattooed to her butt-Kiss on one cheek and It on the other- and when someone pisses her off, bend over, pull her pants down and point.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun May 18, 2008 9:52 pm

OH GOD I CAN SEE SOME OF MY FRIENDS DOING THAT

484. alice is not allowed to walk around town and ask people in a creepy voice "will you be my special friend" then laugh maniacly when they say no and say "youll regret this when i rule the world with my army of vampire fruit."
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Mon May 19, 2008 1:15 pm

vampire fruit? i like it!

485. Alice Cullen is not allowed to move with Jasper to the south of France so that he'll go shopping with her just to get out of the house into a place without sunlight.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Wed May 21, 2008 12:20 am

Haha nice

486. Alice is not allowed to wear really sexy lingerie from Victoria's Secret and torture Jasper by telling him that he can only look- can't touch her- for more than a month.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Thu May 22, 2008 9:52 am

487. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go to a resturant and order diet water
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Tue May 27, 2008 4:05 pm

haha

488. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go to Burger King and ask for: a hamburger with cheese and a cheese burger without cheese then a water with cheese. (don't ask, there's a story behind that one...Very Happy)

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Tue May 27, 2008 8:19 pm

Alrighty then... lol

489. Alice is not allowed to dress as Tinker Bell and run around the mall telling people that if they don't yell out that they do believe in fairies, she'll die.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Wed May 28, 2008 12:05 pm

nice! i'd do that, actually...

490. Alice Cullen is not allowed to color Edward's iPod hot pink and tell him that real men wear pink.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Wed May 28, 2008 8:52 pm

that is one of the dumbest sayings to put on a shirt.

491. Football- an way for gay guys to look straight.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Wed May 28, 2008 10:17 pm

492. Alice is not allowed to sneak into the bathroom and take a pictures of Emmett while he's in the shower and then post them all over the internet and try to make money off of them.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Thu May 29, 2008 10:46 am

i know some people *coughcough*sam*coughcough* who would buy them Razz.

493. Alice Cullen is not allowed to replace all the good music on jasper's ipod with hannah montana and high school musical.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Thu May 29, 2008 9:24 pm

AHH!! KILL IT!! he would have to burn the innocent little iPod. Sad

494. Alice Cullen is not allowed to adopt a dog becuase she wants a snack.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Thu May 29, 2008 10:57 pm

Pets are friends, not food.

495. Alice is not allowed to take Bella to a pole dancing class so that she can learn a few things to show Edward on their honeymoon.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sat May 31, 2008 7:02 pm

whoa! lol jk

496. Alice Cullen is not allowed to help Emmett hide nuclear war heads in the back yard.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:08 pm

i can so see him doing that, too!

497. Alice Cullen is not allowed to take up sword fighting so that she can have a longer reach when fighting Jasper.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:42 pm

498. Alice Cullen is not allowed to become suicidal.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:44 pm

nope nope nope!

499. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go to the set of "Little Foot" and try out for the speaking part of "Ducky"

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:18 am

lol Yep yep yep, yep yep.

500. Alice is not allowed to buy the biggest bra she can find at the store and then go jump off a cliff with it to see if it would work as a parachute.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:03 pm

that would be fun!!

501. Alice Cullen is not allowed to get a bright pink lacy bra and underwear set and go to the lincoln memorial so that she can "beautify the dead guy".

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:13 pm

somehow i can see Lincoln in pink undies...scary
502. Alice Cullen is not allowed to start a band called the Pretty Pink Pony Princesses
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:29 pm

503. Alice Cullen is not allowed to name Emmett's band the Pretty Pink Pony Princesses

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:21 pm

Haha

504. Alice is not allowed to auction off Emmett's Jeep on Ebay and then give it to the highest bidder.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:49 pm

she would too.

505. Alice is not allowed to replace Emmett's Jeep with a hot pink convertable volts wagon bug.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:49 pm

i'm sure he'd love that.

506. Alice Cullen is not allowed to sell tickets to bella and edward's honeymoon.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:15 pm

Just think of how many perves would be there...yikes.

507. Alice is not allowed to walk around wearing a T-shirt that says: M.B.I-Male Body Inspector on the front and start 'inspecting' random guys that she sees.

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