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spiritwolf
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:32 pm

558. Alice is not allowed to reenact Alice in Wonderland and attempt to get Emmett to dress up as the Queen of Hearts and have him off people's heads. (darn my inability to edit my run-on sentences)
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:14 pm

559. Alice is not allowed to give Bella a three-hour tour of her new closet.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:30 pm

560. Alice is not allowed to sell all of Edward's CDs and replace them with little kids' music and sixties and seventies music while he's on a hunting trip.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:02 pm

561. Alice is not allowed to get plastic surgery so she looks like a Klingon.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:04 pm

562. Alice is not allowed to sing "At the Beginning" constantly for the next decade. (I hate that song! Grrrr...)

I wrote a bunch down at school, if you're wondering why I'm posting like 3 in a row. I'll probably have more later. Yup, my life is that- um, I need a new adjective.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:48 pm

563. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go shopping with bella's sister cause that wouls be disaterous.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:07 pm

What? Just because we'd buy everything cute in my size? What do you have against stores making a huge profit? You're just jealous because Alice has replaced you as my best friend. (You're still my best non-imaginary friend.)
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:48 pm

Thanx
You wouldn't buy everything cute in your size, you'd buy the whole freakn' store

564. Alice Cullen is not allowed to shop at Walmart/Target/or any other store with decent prices
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:49 pm

565.She is also not allowed to take Bella's sis. on a ride in her porsche!
...she's allowed to take me!
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:01 am

What would be the point of buying stuff from the men's section?
656. Alice Cullen is not allowed to kill JaspersGirl217 just because of her username.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:01 am

I mean 556, sorry.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:33 pm

557. Alice Cullen is not allowed to dress up as Alice Cullen for Halloween
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:16 pm

idk, you could give the whole section to edward!
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558. Alice Cullen is not allowed to enter the olympics at any given time
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:44 pm

559. Alice Cullen is not allowed to have Jasper on weekend, according to Section Three, Claus Five of our binding contract.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:33 pm

560. Alice Cullen is not allowed to give Jake a chew toy for his birthday
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:09 pm

561. Alice Cullen is not allowed to handcuff herself to Jacob because he makes her head feel better.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:28 pm

562. Alice Cullen is not allowed to get between me and Japer....bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:41 pm

563. Alice Cullen is not allowed to dye her hair blonde and claim that she is Tinkerbell.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:57 am

564. Alice Cullen is not allowed to pick sides in the battle for jasper.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:07 am

565. Alice Cullen is not allowed to turn Jazzy into a barbie doll for Halloween. Or any other occasion.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:23 pm

566. Alice Cullen is not allowed to pop up in front of Edward wearing a spangly costume and start crooning love songs at him. ever.

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Lilly Cullen
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:50 pm

jeeze... 0.0 you guys are much ferther along then when i last checked, please continue.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:19 pm

567. Alice Cullen is not allowed to kill me. She can go ahead and do away with Anne or Ali though.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:50 am

568. she can't kill me either
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...   Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:06 pm

569. Alice Cullen is not allowed to kill my best friend for saying "Oh my sexy Jasper".
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