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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:51 pm

That would be hilarious! They wouldn't know what to think haha.
For some reason that made me think of the show America's Most Wanted. I could see the report now: Notorious Twilight fangirls last seen high jacking a school bus and making their way across the country, as our pictures flash across the TV sceen. Alice really would have to help us out then.

I feel slightly sorry for that bus driver, they're not going to know what hit them. I'll go with you. You take care of the driver and I'll drive. I've never driven a bus before but it can't be that hard.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:55 pm

It would be amazing! Yeah, I can see it too. We'd be famous, and the police people sent after us would be so blinded by Alice (and even more so by Rosalie, if we chose to bring her) that they wouldn't even try to bring us in. How's that for a headline: Officers sent to arrest rampant fangirls stopped by beautiful vampire. The newspapers would go mad!

We'd buy them something to make up for it. Deal! Anyone know where I can find a crowbar? Or even a roll of duct tape? Driving a bus can't be too different from a normal car. Do you drive an SUV? I get the feeling those are REALLY close to school buses. lol.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:07 pm

That would be awesome. We would have to come up with a really cool name for our little group. Rampant fangirls just sounds boring.

Try Lowes, for the crowbar and duct tape. They have just about everything. I've never driven an SVU but my dad has this huge van from like the 80s that he uses for work, and I have driven that. So if I can drive his vehicle then a bus shouldn't be too much trouble.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:11 pm

You're right. How about... I don't know. Thinking up cool names is really hard! Do you have any ideas?

Good plan! Home Depot might as well, come to think of it. If you can drive a huge van from the 80s, a bus shouldn't be any trouble at all. Do you know the way to Forks?

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:29 pm

It is hard, which is why I was hoping you'd have some ideas because I've got nothing. My brain doesn't seem to want to work when it comes to stuff like that.

I haven't got the slightest idea as to how to get to Forks. Are you any good at reading maps? You could navigate, because I would get us completely lost.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:32 pm

Sorry, I've got nothing. Maybe the Vampire Snatchers, since the whole point of this exercise is to steal Edward.

I'm actually really bad at reading maps. Maybe I could high jack a bus with a GPS system, and then it would tell us how to get there.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:53 pm

That's something, it could work. And if not, then we could always get Sam and Lilly to help us come up with something.
(That also reminded me of The Body Snatchers, which made me laugh)

Do buses even have a GPS system?

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:54 pm

It'll work for now. Maybe Sam or Lilly could think of a really really cool name.

You can get portable GPS systems, which I assume would work in buses.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:21 pm

Yeah, maybe so. We'll ask them anyway.


I don't see why it wouldn't. I wonder how much one would cost though. I'm a little low on cash at the moment.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:22 pm

I've got some. We could pool our resources, and I doubt we're the only ones who want to go. We could charge a fee. lol.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:50 pm

That's a great idea! You're a genius. How much should we charge?

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:42 am

Wow, you guys have planned a lot Very Happy Man it sucks being in a different timezone (which I assume I am?). I miss a lot.

Yes Anne, you can call me Sam Smile I like your name. But it made me laugh when I read it just then, because in health today we had to do CPR on these dummies named "Little Anne" and the teacher snapped one of their necks by accident. It was hilarious.

Vampire Snatchers sounds cool. Unfortunately, I'm pathetic when it comes to making up cool names. I recently joined a band and we're being very uncreative by calling ourselves "Black Bass" - Black because it sounds cool, and Bass because the people in the band are called Blandine, Ashley, Sophie and Sam.

Something like Alice's Henchmen - or Henchwomen I guess - would sound okay. Or maybe we could just be the Cullen Cult. That sounds crazy and cool at the same time.

About finances... I'm almost bankrupt at the moment (money burns a hole in my pocket, as my mom says). So charging would probably be a good idea. Then we can afford our hijacking materials (duct tabe, crowbar, sledgehammers, machetes, etc.)
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:07 am

Depends on how many people want to come, I guess.

I'm in the... I don't know the official name. Colorado, how's that?

Cool! I hate my name. Whenever people say "and" or even "Ian" I think they're talking to me, and then I look like an idiot. I had to do CPR in 7th grade, but they didn't name the dummies. At least they weren't voodoo dolls: I like being alive tongue.

Black Bass is a good name. Black is definitely a cool color! Cullen Cult is cool too. Would that technically be copyright infringement, or can we use it?

I think our best bet is to charge people. Or, they could bring their own highjacking materials. We'd have to charge for gas, though. The cost of driving a bus from here to Forks... No not even going to think about it...

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:59 pm

Yeah we're all in different time zones. It is disappointing, but there's nothing we can do about it unfornately.

I like the name Black Bass, it sounds awesome. I also like both the names Alice's Henchwomen and Cullen Cult. I don't think it would be infringement since we're going with the singular form and not plural. But then again what do I know. I'm sure they wouldn't mind if we used it though.

You know I just thought of something, we wouldn't have to buy any of the materials. I've got a whole shop full of tools that we could use, along with ropes and chains. But you're right Anne, we would have to charge for gas. And considering how high gas prices are these days(which are RIDICULOUS), then I'd say everyone would have to bring at least twenty dollars or more.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:06 am

Not to mention plane tickets to get us all to the same place... at least four grand for me alone. That's not going to be cheap.

Yeah, I don't think copyright infringement would be an issue as long as we asked first. We are faithful members, after all Very Happy

Haha, the funny thing with the dummies is that they're called 'Little Anne' but they're boys. You can tell because of... okay, I won't go there. But they're designed so that they're easier to practice compressions on. I'll say that much.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:52 pm

We'll figure something out, we'll get there one way or another. We'd have to do something like a bake sale or car wash, something like that to get the extra cash. Those are always fun to do.

That's exactly right, we are faithful members. We'll also let them come along with us, maybe that will help us sweet talk them into letting us use it.

They call male dummies Little Anne? Good thing they're only dummies or they'd end up being gender confused.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:04 am

Oh yes, fundraisers! I love doing stuff like that. Bake sales are a little old-fashioned, but it's too hot outside for a car wash... so who can make good muffins? I've got the chocolate chip cookies sorted. Razz

Sweettalking, there's something else I can do. If the puppy dog eyes and pleading don't do the trick, then I can always threaten them with a cerated knife. Very "sweet" indeed.

Yup, Little Anne is in fact a male. You wouldn't believe the kinds of weird things they do and say over here. "So and so is in the toilet" always gets me, because it makes it sound like they went and dove into the toilet bowl, when really they're just in the washroom. And they've got these things called Tim Tams (they're delicious cookies - almost chocolate bars - with chocolate icing that come in all different flavours) and one of the flavours is Chilli. Seriously, CHOCOLATE AND CHILLI????
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:43 am

We could do both. Got any guy friends? We could put them to work outside washing cars, while we stay inside where it's cool and bake. We'd double the amount that way, which could give us extra shopping money. Think of the possibilities..I can make muffins, and cookies and I can even make a cake! And yes, they are all edible. I haven't sent anyone to the hospital yet.

-raises an eyebrow- Let's just hope that the puppy dog eyes and sweettalking with be enough, eh? I'd really hate to have to try and pull you off of someone, especially while you've got a knife in your hand.

Chocolate and chilli, that's....interesting. Have you ever tried it?

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:40 am

I can bake. Almost. lol. No, my things taste good, they're just not very pretty. *shrug* oh well. Extra shopping money is always appreciated, and I'm sure we'd make lots. Just think the cause!

I think sweet talking should be enough, especially since we're inviting them along. But yeah, the knife seems a little... much. Of course, if they don't respond to sweet talking... well, let's just say that I'm not opposed the knife, okay? lol.

Chocolate and chilli sounds pretty good, actually. I kind of want to try it!

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:55 pm

Hmm... the only guy friends I have are too girly to be washing cars. In fact, they'd probably prefer to be baking... or dancing, or singing, or something else along those lines.

I can bake. But I'm the same - the things I make don't look very nice. But my chocolate chip cookies are famous in my family, and among my friends. So I've got at least one thing covered. Don't ask me to make a cake, however. When I was six I made "honey cakes" from my own "recipe" in my easy bake oven (inspiration of Winnie the Pooh) and they were practically rubber when they were done. I think my brother actually threw up when he ate one...

Hehe. Well I'll keep that in mind. Don't use the knife unless called for, in which case it's perfectly reasonable to plunge it into somebody's gut. Or scalp them, or something. But I'll try to restrain myself, just for the sake of not getting thrown in jail (or an asylum) before we even start on this plan.

I haven't tried the chilli ones yet. I will at some point, though, just for the experience. And Anne, you've got some very interesting tastebuds, there... lol, don't worry, I don't think they sound terrible, but it just seems a little strange.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:32 pm

We can put them out front to attract people with their dancing and singing Wink.

Hey, what matters is that it tastes good, right? After all, that's what people want in the end! I can make some mean Snickerdoodles, so that's a few things. I can only make one cake: the 1,2,3,4 cake, which has all of 4 ingredients. I never had an easy bake oven, but my "friend" did, and we made some... interesting things. I don't think we made anyone throw up, though.

Try not to kill them: it's messy and there's lots of paperwork to be done afterwards. And yeah, it would be a real bummer to be thrown in jail before we even started. But if it comes down to that, we'll enlist Emmett to help bust you out.

I know my tastebuds are weird. You're talking to the girl who eats grapes and cheeze-its dipped in chocolate at the same time. (It was REALLY good!) And, my brother's are even weirder. He puts his multi-vitamins in his cereal, among other things. (Multivitamins make me sick, and I stopped eating them as soon as I possibly could.) But, if you dip anything in chocolate, chances are I'll love it.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:47 pm

That's a good idea. Maybe we could recruit someone else to help wash cars.


Yes, the taste is what matters most. Though it does help when the food actually looks appetizing, people seem to be more willing to try it when it does. I had an easy bake oven too, though my friends and I used it more as a torture chamber for barbies than we did for baking.

Yes, please don't murder anyone. We'd already be wanted for grand theft auto and kidnapping. We really don't need homicide added to the list.

That does actually sound pretty good, Anne. I'm going to try it. It's three of my favorite foods combined, so how bad could it be?

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:03 pm

I'll see if I can find anyone willing to help.

Well, they look like cookies. Does that count? You used an easy bake oven to torture barbies? That's totally amazing! I wanna do that now!

Well, with all that, a little homicide would hardly be noticed! lol. Is it kidnapping if they come more or less willingly?

It's really really tasty, actually. One of my best friends has a chocolate fountain, and she brought it over. Picture 4 teenage girls and a chocolate fountain. Need I say more?

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:22 pm

Yes it counts haha Actually I'd be a bit worried if they didn't look like cookies...Yep, we would actually put them in the oven. We called them easy bake barbies. My friends and I were always up to no good.

I guess it wouldn't be kidnapping if they came willingly. But I'm not completely sure that the kids on the bus would want to come willingly, and in that case it would be kidnapping.


It is really good! I'm pleasently surprised. That's a nice little snack. If my friends saw me eating it they'd probably think I was pregnant though haha. A chocolate fountain is a great thing to have around, your friend is lucky to have one. Though I can just imagine the kind of mess you girls would make =P

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome   Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:46 pm

That sounds awesome. Wish I'd thought of that!

Hey, lots of them probably love the books too, so they'd be thrilled. Besides, we could let them off so that we'd have room for our own fangirls.

Told you! Chocolate fountains are the ultimate gift from above. She is SO lucky, and she knows it. lol. We didn't take it downstairs, but it was a HUGE mess anyway. (That was the same night my other friend and I stayed up until 3 in the morning making tarrot cards, researching witchcraft websites, and listening to "mystic music" (enya). We had fun!)

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