Welcome

We might would have to be her personal barbie dolls and shop for God knows how many hours to make sure that she didn't slip up, but I'd willingly do so if it would help us with our mission. Besides, I think it would be fun anyway.

True. As long as she provided the money, I'm game to be a barbie doll. I'm sure she'd help us if we bribed her with grins and a complete willingness to be dragged through innumerable shops for days on end. And you're right, it would be lots of fun. Shopping with Alice can't help but be fun!

I couldn't agree with you more. Something would have to be seriously wrong with you if you didn't have at least a little bit of fun shopping with her. And she would have to be the one paying, because I wouldn't be able to afford most of the shops that she would drag us in haha

You guys are coming up with some good ideas *sighs in relief* at least now I don't have to talk to my science teacher... he's a creep. And he thinks I'm Irish, too (not that there's anything wrong with being Irish. It's just that I'm Canadian, and there's a pretty big difference between the accents )

I'm definitely in if there's shopping with Alice involved. Who wouldn't want to get a makeover from the fashion queen herself?

And with that bottomless credit card of hers, there'll definitely be advantages to this shopping partner...

Glad to be of service. Talking to creepy science teachers is something that should usually be avoided. And if he can't tell the difference between Irish and Canadian...

I could name some, but I'm not one of them . And the bottomless credit card is the ultimate perk, of course. (Ah, starbucks! Or would she just drag me right on past? I don't think even Alice would be that cruel!)

I'm sure she'd let you run in and get a little something, providing you didn't take too long since it would be considered shopping. Besides, you would probably need something caffienated to help you get through the day considering how long you'd be shopping. I know I would anyway.

She'd better. And you're right, it is technically Shopping, so I don't think she'd mind. Not only caffeinated, but sugared. If you ever needed to be on a sugar high, it's when you're shopping with Alice Cullen.

Isn't that the truth. Of course if you couldn't keep up she would just drag you around and make someone else carry the bags. She wouldn't let you give up so easily.

You're right. But who said we would be carrying the bags? As a barbie, I insist on having a proper porter. (I'll need one, after all!)

what are we planing?

We're planning ways to get Bella away from Edward, and order to do that, we need Alice's help. So we're also coming up with ways to, I guess you could say, "butter" up Alice so that she would help us.

Haha, I'm a sugar addict, so if Alice dragged me on without letting me have my daily quota, I'd probably start hitting her... although that wouldn't be such a great idea. Giving me sugar wouldn't be a great idea either, though. I'd probably just as hyperactive as Alice herself if I had enough of it.

Oh my. Now THAT is a slightly scary thought. I mean just having hyperactive Alice running around freely is one thing, but two of you at the same time is something else. We might would have to bring some kind of restraints with us just in case.

restraints like what? I think that double melded steel may hold sam here, but it wont hold alice.

That would work. How about industrial strength duct tape? That'll hold just about anything. I'm sure if we used several rolls that she wouldn't be able to move around as much.

shes a vampire rememeber? wouldnt she just be able to break them.

Not if it's a magical instrustrial strength roll...

hmmm... now theres an idea.

Nothing, not even a vampire, could break through industrial strength duct tape. It really is wonderful stuff!

You two on a sugar high? Oh dear... maybe I won't come after all.

i cant get sugar highs and i mast get some of this duct tape that you speak of.

I get high when other people are. So I can eat so much sugar by myself and not care, but when people around me are sugar high... it's not pretty.

Duct tape is quite possibly the most useful invention of the 20th century. Honestly, you can use it for ANYTHING!

Anne, you and I will just hang back a safe distance away from them and do our own shopping. That or bring something for protection.

Imagine Alice Cullen on drugs. and you have INSANITY!

Good idea. Hmm, what should we bring? What protects one from vampires on sugar highs?

Oh, god. I don't even want to THINK of Alice on drugs...

Other vampires? We'll make Jasper come with us.

And neither do I. A drugged up Alice would not be a good thing. The mall would be destroyed.