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 Things Alice Would Never Say

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Kiss.of.Crimson
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PostSubject: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeSun Mar 16, 2008 6:38 pm

Ok, so I got this idea from Lilly who did a post like this one in another part of the forum(Thanks for the idea Lilly) Her post was fun to do so I thought it would be fun to do one just for Alice.
I'll start us off.

1. Excuse me while I go chase a white rabbit down a hole.



**And let's try and keep it one saying per post to allow other people a chance to come up with something, ok?
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JesziHale
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeSun Mar 16, 2008 7:48 pm

2. I vow to never shop again Smile
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sweetblood
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeSun Mar 16, 2008 8:19 pm

3. "Don't ever kiss me again Jasper!"
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JesziHale
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeSun Mar 16, 2008 8:38 pm

Oh...that would be MEAN!

4. "I love Jacob Black!" (Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew)
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeSun Mar 16, 2008 8:40 pm

5. I'm going to trade the Porsche in for a mini-van. From now on just call me Alice-Soccer Mom.
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Stopping At A Casino With Alice
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeSun Mar 16, 2008 8:43 pm

Oh wow...

6. "Omg like lol!!"
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Kiss.of.Crimson
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeSun Mar 16, 2008 8:50 pm

Haha nice

7.(whining to a sick Bella) Oh come on Bella! Just swallow the sugar already! It'll help the medicine down, really! It even says so in the song!
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeSun Mar 16, 2008 8:58 pm

Oh wow!

8. "Ohh Edward! I want a RED porsche now!! Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Oh please!?"
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeSun Mar 16, 2008 9:10 pm

9. "I don't want to shop at Gucci, let's go to Wal-mart!"
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeSun Mar 16, 2008 9:11 pm

Woah, yeah can't see her saying that one.

10. I'm not small, I'm space efficient damnit! *stomps foot*
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeSun Mar 16, 2008 9:15 pm

Ha ha, that was hilarious!

11. "Oh look, Mike Newton is looking pretty good today!"
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Kiss.of.Crimson
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeSun Mar 16, 2008 9:25 pm

Ha, that'll be the day!.. when Hell freezes over..

12. I'm off to a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting, be back in an hour.
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeMon Mar 17, 2008 12:29 am

14 (sorry, I'm superstitious. somebody else can fill in the gap Very Happy): Screw that ugly black prom dress, I'm going bonnets and lace!!
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Kiss.of.Crimson
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Kiss.of.Crimson


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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeMon Mar 17, 2008 10:04 am

Nice one.

13. Hey Rose! UGLY You ain't got no alibi, you ugly. Eh hey you ugly!
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeMon Mar 17, 2008 10:06 am

Just for clarification--we have our netspeak blocker up, so the NETSPEAK SUCKS thing happens when you type YOU as one letter. Very Happy

Carry on.
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeMon Mar 17, 2008 10:48 am

14. "Oh Edward! Your looking good today hot stuff!"
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeMon Mar 17, 2008 10:56 am

15. Humans, the other white meat.
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeMon Mar 17, 2008 2:41 pm

16. "Emmett, do you want to go get a manicure or pedicure with me, Please!?!?"
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeMon Mar 17, 2008 5:32 pm

17. "I shall slay you Edward!!"
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeMon Mar 17, 2008 6:17 pm

18. (while stroking her credit card) My precious....
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeMon Mar 17, 2008 6:34 pm

19. "No jkjkjk lololol
I heart your f*cking makeup
Oh my god I love your hair
Is that a new tattoo?
Did that piercing f*cking hurt?
No jkjkjk lololol"
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeMon Mar 17, 2008 6:57 pm

20. No Bella, I REFUSE to give you another make-over. Dress your ownself and do your own make-up for a change!
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeMon Mar 17, 2008 9:32 pm

21. "I am SO sick of shopping!!!"
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeTue Mar 18, 2008 5:00 am

22 (yay, my lucky number!!). I'm going to law school, because I'm the most serious person alive.
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Being Kidnapped By Alice
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Things Alice Would Never Say Empty
PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Things Alice Would Never Say Icon_minitimeTue Mar 18, 2008 7:44 am

23. "Why would I want a yellow Porshe?"
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