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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:38 pm | |
| Ok, so I got this idea from Lilly who did a post like this one in another part of the forum(Thanks for the idea Lilly) Her post was fun to do so I thought it would be fun to do one just for Alice. I'll start us off.
1. Excuse me while I go chase a white rabbit down a hole.
**And let's try and keep it one saying per post to allow other people a chance to come up with something, ok? | |
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JesziHale Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734 Age : 30 Location : 3OH!3, Colorado Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..." Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:48 pm | |
| 2. I vow to never shop again | |
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sweetblood Being Kidnapped By Alice
Number of posts : 556 Location : Um....can somebody help me? I'm lost. Humor : If I was a cannibal, you would be the last person I would eat. Registration date : 2008-02-25
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:19 pm | |
| 3. "Don't ever kiss me again Jasper!" | |
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JesziHale Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734 Age : 30 Location : 3OH!3, Colorado Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..." Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:38 pm | |
| Oh...that would be MEAN!
4. "I love Jacob Black!" (Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew) | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:40 pm | |
| 5. I'm going to trade the Porsche in for a mini-van. From now on just call me Alice-Soccer Mom. | |
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JesziHale Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734 Age : 30 Location : 3OH!3, Colorado Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..." Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:43 pm | |
| Oh wow...
6. "Omg like lol!!" | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:50 pm | |
| Haha nice
7.(whining to a sick Bella) Oh come on Bella! Just swallow the sugar already! It'll help the medicine down, really! It even says so in the song! | |
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JesziHale Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734 Age : 30 Location : 3OH!3, Colorado Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..." Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:58 pm | |
| Oh wow!
8. "Ohh Edward! I want a RED porsche now!! Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Please!? Oh please!?" | |
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Lindz Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 643 Humor : I laugh at almost anything and everything (especially stupid humor)! Registration date : 2008-03-01
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:10 pm | |
| 9. "I don't want to shop at Gucci, let's go to Wal-mart!" | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:11 pm | |
| Woah, yeah can't see her saying that one.
10. I'm not small, I'm space efficient damnit! *stomps foot* | |
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Lindz Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 643 Humor : I laugh at almost anything and everything (especially stupid humor)! Registration date : 2008-03-01
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:15 pm | |
| Ha ha, that was hilarious!
11. "Oh look, Mike Newton is looking pretty good today!" | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:25 pm | |
| Ha, that'll be the day!.. when Hell freezes over..
12. I'm off to a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting, be back in an hour. | |
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Samantha Cullen Getting the Dagger & Mace for the Jake & Mike Induced Killing Spree
Number of posts : 2392 Registration date : 2008-02-02
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:29 am | |
| 14 (sorry, I'm superstitious. somebody else can fill in the gap ): Screw that ugly black prom dress, I'm going bonnets and lace!! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:04 am | |
| Nice one.
13. Hey Rose! UGLY You ain't got no alibi, you ugly. Eh hey you ugly! | |
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evermore Jasper Head Cultess & Administrator
Number of posts : 149 Humor : The art of Sarcasm. Registration date : 2007-08-19
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:06 am | |
| Just for clarification--we have our netspeak blocker up, so the NETSPEAK SUCKS thing happens when you type YOU as one letter. Carry on. | |
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sweetblood Being Kidnapped By Alice
Number of posts : 556 Location : Um....can somebody help me? I'm lost. Humor : If I was a cannibal, you would be the last person I would eat. Registration date : 2008-02-25
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:48 am | |
| 14. "Oh Edward! Your looking good today hot stuff!" | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:56 am | |
| 15. Humans, the other white meat. | |
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Lindz Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 643 Humor : I laugh at almost anything and everything (especially stupid humor)! Registration date : 2008-03-01
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:41 pm | |
| 16. "Emmett, do you want to go get a manicure or pedicure with me, Please!?!?" | |
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JesziHale Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734 Age : 30 Location : 3OH!3, Colorado Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..." Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:32 pm | |
| 17. "I shall slay you Edward!!" | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:17 pm | |
| 18. (while stroking her credit card) My precious.... | |
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JesziHale Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734 Age : 30 Location : 3OH!3, Colorado Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..." Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:34 pm | |
| 19. "No jkjkjk lololol I heart your f*cking makeup Oh my god I love your hair Is that a new tattoo? Did that piercing f*cking hurt? No jkjkjk lololol" | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:57 pm | |
| 20. No Bella, I REFUSE to give you another make-over. Dress your ownself and do your own make-up for a change! | |
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sweetblood Being Kidnapped By Alice
Number of posts : 556 Location : Um....can somebody help me? I'm lost. Humor : If I was a cannibal, you would be the last person I would eat. Registration date : 2008-02-25
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:32 pm | |
| 21. "I am SO sick of shopping!!!" | |
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Samantha Cullen Getting the Dagger & Mace for the Jake & Mike Induced Killing Spree
Number of posts : 2392 Registration date : 2008-02-02
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:00 am | |
| 22 (yay, my lucky number!!). I'm going to law school, because I'm the most serious person alive. | |
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sweetblood Being Kidnapped By Alice
Number of posts : 556 Location : Um....can somebody help me? I'm lost. Humor : If I was a cannibal, you would be the last person I would eat. Registration date : 2008-02-25
| Subject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:44 am | |
| 23. "Why would I want a yellow Porshe?" | |
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