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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:03 pm

100 (Very Happy). This is my melody, and it's just a Raver's fantasy, and i know, if you're in love with me tonight, we'll rave right through the night...

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:46 pm

Woohoo, we've passed 100! Damn we're good.

101. Now where did I put those handcuffs...

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:50 pm

yay us!

102. I see a red door and I want it painted black...

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:40 pm

103. The people at the asylum were so kind to me. I really did love it there.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:20 am

104. Look at me, I'm a little freak!

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:47 am

That made me laugh

105. He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me..Oh sh!t! He doesn't love me!

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:50 am

nice!

106. I've redecorated my room so that it's gothic and emo and fully of posters of Marylin Manson and My Chemical Romance.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:51 am

Yikes..

107. Jasper, do you want me to use the whip or chains this time?

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:54 am

poor jasper!

108. Sorry to say this Bella, but the voices in my head don't like you. (lol, that would be something Edward would say Razz)

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:40 am

Haha nice one and so true(the Edward part)

109. I wish I could have my period again. It's not fair, Bella gets to have one so why can't I!? *pouts*

I really would question her sanity on that one..

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:41 am

i would too!

110. My life is like one gigantic bad hair day.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:49 am

Aw, poor Alice..

111. Wow, Jasper looks really hot in that Little Bo Peep outfit..but where are the sheep?

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:52 am

wouldn't she like to know...

112. Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:34 am

Alrighty then..

113. I'm busy, you're ugly. Have a nice day. *smiles*

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:50 am

Haha Razz Good one.

114. Jasper, you're the most insensitive person I've ever met. I think I'll go and marry Aro.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:21 am

115. (as a older woman starts coming onto Jasper, putting her hands on him):

GET YOUR WRINKLY OLD HANDS OFF OF MY MAN MRS. ROBINSON!! BEFORE I GO OVER THERE AND BREAK THEM OFF!!

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:34 am

LOL! I love that one Razz

116. Oh my god... the rain is wet!
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:40 am

Haha, nice.

117. (arguing with a guy at Disney World because he made fun of her for being too short to go on his ride): Oh yeah! I may be too short to ride this ride, but I am NOT too short to kick your as$!! Emmett stop trying to hold me back! Let go, let me at him! Grr..I will get you, just you wait! *makes the 'I've got my eye on you' notion as she's being carried away*

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:17 am

Aggghhh my stomach muscles!!!!! Razz That one was hilarious!

118. (doing a jig on a table in a pub) Ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall *hiccup* ninety nine bottles of..... beer? Take one down, pass it around, sixty seven bottles of blood on the.... the... (passes out)
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:28 am

LOL!! Great one Sam! That would be a kodak moment.

119.(while trying to climb up Jasper wearing a costume. Jasper is also in costume): If anyone asks, I'm Jack and he's the beanstalk.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:55 am

getting alice drunk now? oh dear...

120. (to bella) go buy me a Monster. i need the energy boost!

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:45 pm

Scary..

121. What do you mean I wasn't supose to eat the rabbit? I was just suppose to chase him down a hole? Well where the hell is the fun in that!? Ok ok I'm sorry. I won't do it again, geeze back off already. Take two everyone!

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:50 pm

nice!

122. Ahem, "Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to school one day, though that was against the rules, and all the children laughed and played, and all the vampires drooled.
We chased it through the field and swamp, wishing it would play, but it kept running very fast, 'till it was far away.
Jasper caught it along the way, and ate it by himself, and Emmett pounded him 'cross the head, wishing he'd shared the wealth.
This is the story of Mary's lamb, whose blood was very sweet, and now it is my tale is done, as the lamb no longer bleats." Thank you, thank you!

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:12 pm

ook.....?

123. I'm too tired to shop today. Bella, why don't you take Jasper and you two go by yourselves today.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:21 pm

124. i like grapes.

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