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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:24 pm

24. Sure Jasper, go ahead and try her. Just a little bite, Bella won't mind.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:54 pm

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18. (while stroking her credit card) My precious....

she would say that (when she is by her self)
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:54 pm

25. I hate jasper and want to kill him
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:20 pm

26. Ah the asylum, such fond memories...

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:15 pm

Teehee!

27. "I LOVE to do taxes!!"

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:35 pm

28. "Now why would I ever want to drive fast?"
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:37 pm

dang it! the # after my fave! oh well.
28. How about we just sit around and not do anything today. I like NOT shopping.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:46 pm

30. Ew pink, what an awful color..

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:51 pm

31. And what are credit cards used for exactly?
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:04 pm

32. Great news Jasper, we're going to have a baby!

Aw, if only..

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:48 pm

They would make one cute kid! Smile

Oh, for moons-sake forbid this one.

33. Jasper, I'm leaving you.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:28 am

*shudders*

34. Yes, dearies, I'll put the kettle on now and then we get get to our knitting.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:39 pm

*squirm at the mental video*
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:59 pm

36. "Bow to me!! I am your ruler!! BWAHAHAHAH!"

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:04 pm

37. Bella, guess what! Today you get to give me a make over! I can hardly wait! *bounces up and down*

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:46 pm

Oh wow...

38. "I shall join the circus to be the bearded lady! Weeeee!"

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:50 pm

Haha

39. (dressed in a cheerleader outfit with pom-poms): Oh Jasper you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Jasper, Hey Hey Hey Jasper!

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:57 pm

lol. i can see her doing that, too!

40. Jasper, Mike Newton. Jasper, Mike Newton. Jasper... oh, hang it all! I'm going to elope with Jess!

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:08 pm

Oh God..lol

41. That Jacob Black is one sexy beast!
*GAG*

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:10 pm

beast, maybe!

42. Bella, I hope you don't mind that I bought your wedding dress from Target, do you? Because, well, they had this great bargain...

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:38 pm

Haha

43. Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size do you? Hm? And well you should not, for my ally is the Force and a poweful ally it is.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:39 pm

lol, nice!

44. I'm not short! I've vertically challenged!

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:50 pm

Haha good one.

45.Oo Jasper, seeing you in those hot pink tights is really starting to turn me on...

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:51 pm

lol, nice!

46. You know Emmett, you really should dress in drag sometime. You'd look hot!

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:07 pm

47. Hey Edward lets get reduced fat milk I heard bella is getting some big muscles from drinking regualr milk...watchout she might catch up with you in strengh wise
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48.Hey edward lets get fat free food bella is gaining some pounds
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