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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon May 12, 2008 2:15 pm

WO!!!

527.Jasper, make a women out of me...
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon May 12, 2008 7:11 pm

Hehe

528. *down on her hands and knees, scrubbing the floor while Bella and Rosalie are yelling orders at her* Damn, now I know how Cinderella felt. Where's a fairy Godmother when you need her?

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed May 14, 2008 6:27 am

Haha, nice Razz

529. (Teaching a Driver's Ed. class) Listen, kids - there are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed May 14, 2008 10:39 pm

that sounds about right...

530. Go go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers!

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alice: well, emma watson didn't take the job, so i thought i'd try out.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu May 15, 2008 12:47 am

I love that, Sam.
Haha nice, Anne. I could see her as the pink ranger

531. *in a seductive tone* Oh Jasper...treat me like an Angel and I'll *puts on devil horns and smirks* be your little Devil...

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu May 15, 2008 9:31 am

lol, nice one!

532. [to clerks at a store]okay people, listen up. there are two things you need to remember about life: it will always end someday, and i can make it end sooner. so be nice to me.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu May 15, 2008 5:40 pm

Haha very nice.

533. Alice: I think I've figured out why they call it mad cow disease.

Bella: Why?

Alice: Well, a bull mates with a cow once a year

Bella: Okayy..

Alice: And a farmer milks a cow every day

Bella: Fascinating..But what does that have to do with mad cow disease?

Alice: Think about it. I mean if Jasper played with my nipples every day but was only screwing me once a year, I'd be mad too.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu May 15, 2008 10:33 pm

Ah!!! Hahah. That was good. I should tell my Grandfather that one. He's a farmer. =P

534. [Negotiating with Edward after kidnapping Bella.]
Alice: Tell you what, I'll give Bella back if you give me three new credit cards and your bed.

Edward: ...Why the bed?

Alice: Because then I have a cool bouncy bed to play with Jasper and you can't play with Bella.
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Fri May 16, 2008 5:16 pm

ha ha
nice one, i wonder how Edwrd would respond to that

534. *sing on stage at a talent show* i'm a barbie girl in a barbie world!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Fri May 16, 2008 10:31 pm

Haha nice

535. Jasper: Alice, I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

Alice: Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Sat May 17, 2008 10:15 pm

lo,, nice one lauren!

536. Bella Swan is my hero.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Sun May 18, 2008 4:47 pm

537. I'm A MAN!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Sun May 18, 2008 9:38 pm

Poor Jasper..

538. I'm a 'take charge' kind of woman. Charge it and I'll take it

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon May 19, 2008 1:11 pm

lol

539. [to Stephenie] Give me and Jasper some fluff scenes, woman, or I'll sneak into your house and write the book for you! Bye bye royalties...

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue May 20, 2008 9:37 pm

L0L yeah!

540. Remind me never to go to the beach again..I have sand in places I didn't even know I had!

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue May 27, 2008 4:10 pm

haha, lol

541. *In a stern "mom" voice* Listen up little boy, I want that ice cream. Are you going to give me the ice cream? *boy nods and in an Alicey voice* Thanks! *skips into the sun set just looking at the ice cream.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue May 27, 2008 8:15 pm

lol

542. Men are like purses- Cute, full of crap and can be easily replaced.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed May 28, 2008 12:06 pm

i love that! so, so true!

543. i'm not cute, i have style!

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed May 28, 2008 8:42 pm

Very Happy

544. I'm not short...I'm fun sized. Try me out.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed May 28, 2008 10:02 pm

lol nice

545. Bella, God made us BFFs 'cuz our parents couldn't handle us as sisters.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu May 29, 2008 10:13 pm

that's me and my friends for ya! Very Happy

546. I think we need to go to cuddle party.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu May 29, 2008 10:46 pm

If Jasper was going I'd go..

547. God knows when you touch yourself.

Rosalie: Well, I hope he enjoys the show then.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Sat May 31, 2008 7:09 pm

oh my gosh! that is hilarious! Very Happy lol

578. I'm done with you Jasper. I've moved on to...Mike Newton. Run along now.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:10 pm

mike would die and go to heaven from the shock!

579. Umm, you do realize that when I told you to f*ck off, i didn't mean it literally... right?

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:41 pm

580. I'm a lumber jack and I'm okay...

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