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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:12 am

LOL Anne! Oh, that was too good..

581. Mike: Come to my place, Alice, and I'll show you a good time *wiggles his eyebrows*

Alice: Show me a good time, Mike? *looks down at his crotch and snorts* With that? HA! What a joke. I would need a microscope just to SEE it and believe me I have very good vision. Besides, I'm more woman than you can handle, you'd never be able to keep up..that's if you could even get it up in the first place.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:16 pm

my friend calls herself funsize or sometimes ms. funsize

582.*emo Alice on stage reading her poetry*
The passing days drew us closer
The pain is matched with joy.
Both hands reflect that
I cry when I think of you.

There is a rain of sadness
It's fine just to remain unknown.
I tremble for repose, I remembered
What do you want to see in this reeled in dream?

I don't want you to fade
Let me hear, even a sigh.
A small heartbeat, that isn't there
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:51 pm

lol. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:16 pm

Nice

583. Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a q-tip again!

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:47 pm

lol, sounds like something i would say.

584. [to bella] just remember: if you need help handling edward, come see me. i've seen him naked.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:01 pm

lol nice.

585. Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, please no gray
And as for my belly, please take it away
Please keep me healthy, please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:27 pm

nice!

586. oh, didn't i tell you jasper? of course i've been having affairs with every other eligible male in the town. you didn't think you would be enough to satisfy me, did you?

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:39 pm

Aww, poor Jasper.. That's okay, he can come satisfy me...for hours. Razz

587. I'd watch what I say if I were you, Mr. Testosterone, you CAN be easily replaced by batteries and plastic if you get me.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:41 pm

*snort*

588. filth, i'm glad to say, is in the eye of the beholder.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:16 pm

Nice one.

589. Come on Jasper, you promised that you would take me to the Star Trek convention! So move it already, I don't want to be late.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:23 am

590. Hey you.
Yeah you.
No not you...
That other guy
You right there!
Yes you.
Do you like tacos?

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:52 pm

*snort* nice.

591. [to emmett]
Hey! Hey! You! You! I donít like your girlfriend!
No way! No way! I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me
No way! No way! You know itís not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend

((gah. whatever possessed me to look up those lyrics?! avril's come down a long way...))

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:46 pm

Now that is going to be stuck in my head.. Thanks a lot, Anne Razz

592. To Mike: A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:18 pm

Hahahaha nice.

593. To Jasper: "You're my E-V-E-R-NETSPEAK SUCKS-T-H-I-N-G, Everywhere Everytime, Everything.."

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:08 pm

nice jess Razz.

594. [to jasper] I wanna stand with you on a mountain; i wanna bathe with you in the sea, but those are too far away, do you want to go to Wal-Mart instead?

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:18 pm

Hahahahaha nice

595. "Life is an Artichoke...

...

Dunno why, just is"

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:26 pm

lol, nice.

596. let's play "never have i ever!" okay, i'll start. never have i ever gone for a night without having sex with jasper.

all: *snigger*

alice: *glares at jasper* i never said that i wanted to.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:29 am

lol, good one.

597. I wasn't born a b1tch, *points at Jasper* HE made me that way.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:54 am

Lol.
560. Lets go out to a bar and drink all our worries away.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:23 pm

nice.

561. When I grow up, I'm going to be a sex-maniac!

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:39 pm

wouldn't doubt it. just kidding. lol

562. GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UN!

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:35 am

563. Plastic bags; the new in trend

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:13 am

564. I found Jesus! He was behind the couch the whole time..

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:13 pm

lol

565. Shh! I'm hiding from you.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:50 pm

nice.

566. Be vewy quiet. i'm hunting humans.

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