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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:21 pm

567. *after watching or reading The Lord of the Rings* For the last time, I am not a pixie! I'm a hobbit!
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:30 pm

568. Good Lord! I'm not short or small...I'm fun sized! *to Jasper* unless it's you. then i'm snack sized....

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:18 am

569. *after being called short* I believe the proper term is "vertically challenged."

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:58 pm

570. You better watch what you say tall man, being this short gives me the perfect opportunity to punch you in the crotch. And I've got a powerful punch.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:55 am

571. See, I'm so small that I am a perfect fit in the trunk of your car.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:58 pm

lol

572. I'm going to get so drunk that I pas$ out. And don't you dare try to stop me!




Wtf? You can't say any word that has the word as$ in it without having to put a $ at the end? Neutral

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:39 pm

that's strange...*shrug*

573. I love you, you love me. We're a happy family! with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. won't you say you love me too?
Simon: I didn't like it.
Paula: I LOVE YOU, ALICE!
Randy: Yo, daug, I think you need to put more on the plate next time.
Alice: I told Edward that trying out for American Idol was a good idea!

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:55 pm

Haha nice.

574. I live at the corner of Kiss My A$$ avenue and No Friggin' Way.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:00 pm

Hey, I think we're neighbors! lol

575. Stupid thing. It won't go down.
Jasper: Sorry

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:39 am

576. Edward you're right...Bella should stay human.

**shutters**
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:11 am

577. Jasper, go date Lauren. I don't love you anymore, in fact, I'd much rather be with Charlie. That man is so hot, he just turns me on.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:14 am

Ew! Gross!

578. Pikachu, I choose you!
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:18 am

579. I'm gonna go upstairs to play, ooh Emmett, wanna come upstairs and play with me?

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:27 am

580. Hey Jasper, what's your rainbow factor?
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:25 pm

Jasper: Red? I don't know!

581. *sings* Dirty underwear! Dirty underwear! now it's in your hair!

((my little cousin was singing that the other day, it was funny!))

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:08 am

llol

582. If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:20 pm

583. I wonder who does Victoria's hair....
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:02 am

Lol, nice Razz

584. JASPER: Alice, why are you hiding in the trash can?
ALICE: *dramatic sob* I'm in love with the garbage man!
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:48 pm

Haha. Poor Jasper..
585. I wish I could have Mike Newton's love child.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:54 pm

lol

586. *facing her family* I hate all of you!!! Im going to joiin the Volturi!
*Alice walks away*
Bella: All this just because I didnt want to go shopping with her?
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:01 pm

Lol, I can definitely see that happening.

587. Jasper, get the car. There's a sale at K-Mart!
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:38 am

588. I wish i was pretty..... Like Mike Newton :Holds up picture of Mike Newton in a sparkly frame that says 'princess':
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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:15 pm

Haha nice.

589. I'm sugar and spice and everything nice. But mess with me and you better think twice.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:30 am

very true, too!

590. i think i'll take up knitting.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Alice Would Never Say   Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:30 pm

*After getting a vision* This just in....

Ah, who cares. Nobody gives a f---...

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