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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
|  Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say  Thu May 01, 2008 7:07 pm | |
| haha, this is funny.
116. So are you sure that you just stick it up the kid's nose and it'll stop all that blood from coming out? | |
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XxEdward+BellaxX
Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 661
Registration date : 2008-02-11
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Thu May 01, 2008 9:22 pm | |
| "Nose" haha
117.WHAT!? IT'S FOR THAT!!!!!! | |
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Thetis
Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43
Age : 30
Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW.
Registration date : 2008-03-23
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Fri May 02, 2008 2:09 pm | |
| I'm running away to join the Volturi since they buy me Power Ranger figures! | |
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XxEdward+BellaxX
Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 661
Registration date : 2008-02-11
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Fri May 02, 2008 5:47 pm | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Fri May 02, 2008 9:12 pm | |
| what's so funny about "nose"? lol
119. Hey Esme! *slaps Esme's hand and gives her a 20 $ bill* Don't call fouls for my team tonight. Kay? | |
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Thetis
Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43
Age : 30
Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW.
Registration date : 2008-03-23
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Sun May 04, 2008 3:57 pm | |
| Rosalie, I'm dumping you. I should have done it ages ago when I realized that Jessica and I were meant to be. | |
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Thetis
Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43
Age : 30
Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW.
Registration date : 2008-03-23
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Sun May 04, 2008 4:07 pm | |
| Lauren Mallory, I love you. | |
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XxEdward+BellaxX
Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 661
Registration date : 2008-02-11
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Sun May 11, 2008 5:52 pm | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Mon May 12, 2008 11:35 pm | |
| 123. I am such a studmuffin. That's right, I'm Rosalie's studmuffin. | |
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XxEdward+BellaxX
Visiting Carlisle in the ER
Number of posts : 661
Registration date : 2008-02-11
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Sun May 18, 2008 4:41 pm | |
| studmuffins....lol
124. I'm a lady ohohohoooooh i'm a lady! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Wed May 21, 2008 12:07 am | |
| lol what the.. ??
125. Rosalie or Lauren...Rosalie or Lauren....Rosalie, Lauren..GAH! It's so hard to choose!! *starts pulling on his hair* | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Sat May 24, 2008 11:44 pm | |
| NO!! lol
126. Okay, I've decided....I chose Lauren. | |
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AshlyCullen
Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43
Location : Forks, WA
Humor : Whatever that is!
Registration date : 2008-04-18
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Sun May 25, 2008 4:38 pm | |
| I can SO see Emmett saying that! LOL! JK JK...
18. Im sick of Grizzly bears! I want my baby blue blankie and a warm bottle of milk Esme! WAAAA!!!!! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Mon May 26, 2008 3:12 pm | |
| Haha the big baby.
128. Rosalie, can Bella sleep in the bed with us tonight? She won't take up much room. | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Tue May 27, 2008 3:38 pm | |
| haha, lol
129. It's not a doll....It's an action figure! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Tue May 27, 2008 8:43 pm | |
| Haha
130. You are only as strong as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on, and the friends you party with. | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Wed May 28, 2008 8:18 pm | |
| so true...
131. (to Alice) Hey, um, can you help me hide this?
Alice: What is it?
Emmett: A nuclear war head.
Alice:..............Sure! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Wed May 28, 2008 11:56 pm | |
| Make sure Rosalie doesn't get a hold of it, or Bella goes bye-bye.
132. Never trust anything that bleeds for 3-5 days and doesn't die. | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Thu May 29, 2008 8:37 pm | |
|  133. I would like to make a shout out to all the whores on 10th street...I LOVE YOU!!! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Thu May 29, 2008 11:09 pm | |
| Haha
134. I'm not a cheater. It's just that my penis has A.D.D | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Sat May 31, 2008 6:22 pm | |
| wow...lol
135. What a coinky-dink. I love me too! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:41 am | |
| lol coinky-dink.
136. Fashion is love, man. Fashion is love... | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:24 pm | |
| scary thing is, he would say that...lol
137. Okay, here's the rules. You pay Esme over there off, and we win the game. annnnd BREAK! | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson
CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!
Registration date : 2008-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:49 pm | |
| lol For some reason, I could see him saying that too.
138. Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park. | |
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CarmenCullen:)
Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899
Age : 30
Location : In my happy place....
Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Things Emmett Would Never Say Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:43 pm | |
| lol
139. *pretending to "huff and puff" from running* Look Jasper, *yells* I have something important to tell you.
Jasper: Um..Okay? What?
Emmett: *yells louder* I JUST HAD A WET DREAM ABOUT YOU! I THINK THAT I AM GAY! WILL YOU MARRY ME? | |
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