Things Carlisle Would Never Say

that's disturbing to think about...

105. You know that movie with the vampire who kills all the people? Oh d@mn, what was his name...Dracula! Well, that would be me!

106. i'm changing my name to Alucard (Dracula backwards Like on Hellsing)

107. I'm changing my name again. I'm not longer Alucard. I'm Ken; as in Barbie and Ken. She's just so hot.

108. EDWARD YOU CAN'T HAVE CARMEN SHES MINE!!!

109. Children if you don't stop and behave yourselves, I'm going to have to take action. Don't make me pull off my belt and beat you with it.

lol

110. I'M GAY!!!!

Esme: No wonder you won't sleep me anymore.

111. I want a sex change.

I like your siggy.

Esme: good, cuz I want one too....*does the freaky eyebrow thing*

112. So, momma, what da ya say we *does the creepy Elvis leggy/pelvis thing* scaddale on out here?

Thank you. I like yours too, especially the bottom one.

Haha nice.

113. Alcohol: Some of the best times, you'll never remember.

thanks! that's one of my faves too.

114. I'm off to Wally World. Who wants to join me?

Alice jumping up and down: Oh I do! I do!

115. Remember everyone. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute...screw the fruit.

i second that motion! lol

116. And by "If the doctor is hot, screw the fruit." I mean, If the doctor is me, come and get it.

Haha with pleasure.

117. I'm going nuckin futz.

the movie that that is from is soo stupid. lol

118. We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship. zooming through the sky. little einstiens. climb aboard, get ready to explore. there's so much to find. little einstiens.

Haha

119. Sex, drugs and Rock-n-Roll is the life for me.

Esme: You and me both baby.

120. I'm thirsty. I think I'll go to work. Be back later.

lol

121. Support the Red Cross. Sleep with a doctor.

lol

122. I all I wanna doo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o is love you-o-o!

Haha

123. You suck, I rock. Deal with it.

124. -is drumming- Alice hon, save a drum and bang a drummer.

lol

125. You drive me crazy! I just can't see. Baby you're tender lovin keeps me up all night.
(don't ask me if that is right cuz i'm just trying to listen to the TV saying it. lol)

lol

126. Save a tree, eat a beaver.

lol

127. OOO!! look at these shoes Alice!
Alice: I have like five pairs of those at home.
Carlisle: Can I borrow a pair sometime?
Alice:...suuurrreee.....? *gives Carlisle the "up down"*

Is Carlisle trying to tell us something? lol

128. Oh girl, that is so not your color. It like totally washes you out.

I think he is.....lol

129. "OMG"!!! *with the "gay lisp"* This bag is like so mine! I must have it!