Things Edward Would Never Say

47. YIPPY KI-YAY MOTHER F'KER!

Haha nice one!! ;]

48. Stick that in your juice box and SUCK IT!!!

ha ha ha, like that one!

Thank you

Yes, very nice.

49.(dressed as a cowboy) Hey Bella, save a horse ride a cowboy *wink wink*

hah nice one thats funny

50. Hey bells! Sweet home Phoenix .....so why don't you go back to where you came from.....

51. If I could cry tears Bells....when i was gone i would have cried them...but not from being away from you...it's just I couldn't catch the dam* white rabbit!!

52.Jacob Black is better for you Bells....and hotter!!

*Sorry I forgot it bella was from phoenix or not..but you catch my drift right?*

Yes, you did ok.

53. This thong is just so comfortable I really don't want to take it off

do you have something against cowboys? jeeze (not that im sticking up for there ugly toothed grins or anything)

54. Wow Bella, what they say is true. You are good in bed. *listens to Bella's response* oh Mike, Tyler, Eric, some guys from your old school...they all say you're wonderful.

haha nice one Carmen =]

55. Our love was never true Bells I just thirst for your blood and getting closer to you as a boyfriend was just a benefit *listens to Bellas response* Who cares about Carlisles rules? *Pounces on Bella and drains the life from her*

*Now that would be scary*

56. I'd go gay for Mike Newton.

Hahah hahha lauhging my head off for that one!!!

lol same here.

57. *going around the yard screaming*Im wearing purple underwear!! *In underwear only ;]*

Now there's a visual..

58. Sex, drugs and rockin roll is the life for me.

59. Jasper Hale has stolen my heart!!

Heh. Great, now I not only have Anne and Jess to compete with but Edward as well..*sigh*

60. Esme, will you please tuck me in and tell me a bedtime story?

Awh how sweet.....=] I<3 my avatar...he is so fine!

61. I want my footie-pajmas now!!

That's too funny. Edward in footy pajamas..

62. Emmetttttt...I want a piggy back ride..

I like your avatar too, btw.

63. Nuts! I lost my marbles again!!
64. I'm not touching you *holding his teeth an inch away from Bella's neck*

Thankyou btw

65. I'm trading the Volvo in for a station wagen and help car pool kids around.

You're welcome.

Hehe hah

66. Human blood, animal blood. Whats the difference? *shrugs shoulders*

Good one.

67. *holds out his hand* Talk to the hand because the face isn't listenin.

Thanks whats your name again I forgot....

Refrases yours 68. *Holds hand to chest* Talk to the bootie becasue the hand's off duty

You're welcome. It's Lauren
Haha I love that one!

69. Alice, I want you to give me a manicure and pedicure.

70. I have to fart really bad....there she blows....wait hold on another ones coming *runs toward Emmett* hhey buddy pull my finger

71. Come on Jasper lets go dress in drag...;]