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 Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do

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PostSubject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do   Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do - Page 6 Icon_minitimeTue May 27, 2008 3:52 pm

Thats just creepy...

117. Emmett isnt aloud to buy a kitten and name it Rosalie...(especially if its a guy kitten....
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lol but he can name it Ashly if it's a guy kitten.

118. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to claim to have had wild and crazy sex with Edward on him Grand Piano
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ew.... really sick image.
119. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to tell Alice Jasper's cheating on her.
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120. Wear Rosalie's make up and clothes to school and then fake sob and tell the guidance counselor that he feels like his family is pressuring him to be with Rosalie, and that he's unsure of his sexuality and who he really is
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LOL

121. Emmett is not allowed to have an affair and when he gets caught make up the excuse that he isn't a cheater, it's just that his penis has A.D.D
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ROFL!
122. Emmett is not allowed to tell Edward to give out foil hats on the streets, claiming that "if you don't wear them, the aliens will read your mind. They're coming for us you know!" and then refuse, claiming Edward's hypocrytical.
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haha, sounds like something i would do...Very Happy

123. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to tell everyone that he's pregnant and the baby's Esme's
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124. Emmett is not allowed to dump Rosalie for Heidi.

Emmett: Rose..I love you, but I think Heidi Volturi is hotter.
Rosalie: !!!!!!!(all brain functions cease)
Emmett: On the other hand, Tanya's pretty hot too...
Jasper: *bursts in* Hey Emmett, how could you? I thought we had something...
Heidi: *gasp* How could you, Emmett?!
Emmett: .....
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*all the females,plus Jasper, beat up Emmett*
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haha, lol

125. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to Ask Rosalie if he she thinks he needs a breast reduction, so that his chest will be smaller than hers.
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Rosalie: Yes. Yes you do Emmett. There is only enough room for one big breasted person in this relationship, and that person is me.

126. Emmett is not allowed to wear a T-shirt that says on the front: I may not be perfect but parts of me are pretty awesome. And has an arrow pointing down to his crotch.
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ew.

127. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to wear a shirt that has an arrow pointing to him saying "The Man" and an arrow pointing to the southern hemisphere (lol) saying "The Ledgend"
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Haha One of my guy friends actually has one of those shirts..It's hilarious really.

128. Emmett is not allowed to try and break a world record by seeing how many clothes pins he can put on his body, then walk around the mall wearing them.
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ugh, i can't stand those shirts. lol too many nerds wear them around my school. lol

haha, lol

129. Emmett is not allowed to Pretend to fall asleep in class. And then pretend to be having a wet dream in which Jasper is the star. Especially when Jasper is sitting in the desk next to his
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Haha

130. Emmett is not allowed to wear a "I'm with the slut" T-shirt when he goes to the mall with Rosalie.
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lol

131. Emmett is not allowed to tell anyone who will listen that there really is a Voldemo and that his real name is Aro Volturi
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I'm sure the Volturi would love that.

132. Emmett is not allowed to force everyone to play naked twister with him.
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I CALL REF!!! lol

133. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to go shopping for Alice.
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134. Emmett is not allowed to be a telemarketer on the suicide hotline...

Somehow, I don't think he would help save lives...
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It's a boring job anyway. lol just kidding, i wouldn't know. lol

135. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to "borrow" the big siccors used to cut ribbons from the mayor so that he can RUN around town with the saying "I live on the edge!"
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136. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to play with Barbies and tell Rosalie that Barbie is way prettier then her and that he's leaving her and then start making out with the doll while Rosalie watches.
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Talk about weird.

137. Emmett is not allowed to draw a penis on Jasper's forehead with permanent marker and shave part of his head.
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lol and ew

138. Emmett is not allowed to tell people to "Hold this bag of fire works that I didn't light at all." when he really did light them all.
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Yikes. lol

139. Emmett is not allowed to sneak into Bella's room while she's sleeping and give her a God-awful looking haircut as an April Fool's prank.
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lol Edward would kill him...

140. Emmett is not allowed to dress up like Elmer Fudd, grab a gun, and on his way out of the house say, "Be very quiet... I'm hunting a wabbit!"
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