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AshlyCullen Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Location : Forks, WA Humor : Whatever that is! Registration date : 2008-04-18
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Tue May 27, 2008 3:52 pm | |
| Thats just creepy...
117. Emmett isnt aloud to buy a kitten and name it Rosalie...(especially if its a guy kitten.... | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Tue May 27, 2008 4:39 pm | |
| lol but he can name it Ashly if it's a guy kitten. 118. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to claim to have had wild and crazy sex with Edward on him Grand Piano | |
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Thetis Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Age : 30 Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW. Registration date : 2008-03-23
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Wed May 28, 2008 1:42 pm | |
| ew.... really sick image. 119. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to tell Alice Jasper's cheating on her. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Wed May 28, 2008 8:14 pm | |
| 120. Wear Rosalie's make up and clothes to school and then fake sob and tell the guidance counselor that he feels like his family is pressuring him to be with Rosalie, and that he's unsure of his sexuality and who he really is | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Thu May 29, 2008 12:01 am | |
| LOL
121. Emmett is not allowed to have an affair and when he gets caught make up the excuse that he isn't a cheater, it's just that his penis has A.D.D | |
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Thetis Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Age : 30 Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW. Registration date : 2008-03-23
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Thu May 29, 2008 4:15 pm | |
| ROFL! 122. Emmett is not allowed to tell Edward to give out foil hats on the streets, claiming that "if you don't wear them, the aliens will read your mind. They're coming for us you know!" and then refuse, claiming Edward's hypocrytical. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Thu May 29, 2008 8:31 pm | |
| haha, sounds like something i would do... 123. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to tell everyone that he's pregnant and the baby's Esme's | |
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Thetis Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Age : 30 Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW. Registration date : 2008-03-23
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Fri May 30, 2008 5:12 pm | |
| 124. Emmett is not allowed to dump Rosalie for Heidi. Emmett: Rose..I love you, but I think Heidi Volturi is hotter. Rosalie: !!!!!!!(all brain functions cease) Emmett: On the other hand, Tanya's pretty hot too... Jasper: *bursts in* Hey Emmett, how could you? I thought we had something... Heidi: *gasp* How could you, Emmett?! Emmett: ..... | |
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Thetis Going To First Beach
Number of posts : 43 Age : 30 Humor : I see all. For example, there's probably something nasty behind you right NOW. Registration date : 2008-03-23
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Fri May 30, 2008 5:12 pm | |
| *all the females,plus Jasper, beat up Emmett* | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Sat May 31, 2008 6:18 pm | |
| haha, lol 125. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to Ask Rosalie if he she thinks he needs a breast reduction, so that his chest will be smaller than hers. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:35 am | |
| Rosalie: Yes. Yes you do Emmett. There is only enough room for one big breasted person in this relationship, and that person is me.
126. Emmett is not allowed to wear a T-shirt that says on the front: I may not be perfect but parts of me are pretty awesome. And has an arrow pointing down to his crotch. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:29 pm | |
| ew. 127. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to wear a shirt that has an arrow pointing to him saying "The Man" and an arrow pointing to the southern hemisphere (lol) saying "The Ledgend" | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:53 pm | |
| Haha One of my guy friends actually has one of those shirts..It's hilarious really.
128. Emmett is not allowed to try and break a world record by seeing how many clothes pins he can put on his body, then walk around the mall wearing them. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:37 pm | |
| ugh, i can't stand those shirts. lol too many nerds wear them around my school. lol haha, lol 129. Emmett is not allowed to Pretend to fall asleep in class. And then pretend to be having a wet dream in which Jasper is the star. Especially when Jasper is sitting in the desk next to his | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:00 pm | |
| Haha
130. Emmett is not allowed to wear a "I'm with the slut" T-shirt when he goes to the mall with Rosalie. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:14 pm | |
| lol 131. Emmett is not allowed to tell anyone who will listen that there really is a Voldemo and that his real name is Aro Volturi | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:43 am | |
| I'm sure the Volturi would love that.
132. Emmett is not allowed to force everyone to play naked twister with him. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:54 pm | |
| I CALL REF!!! lol 133. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to go shopping for Alice. | |
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Shadow Kissed Twilight Visiting Renee In Jacksonville
Number of posts : 73 Age : 31 Location : Locked inside golden eyes... Humor : Irony hates me, karma hates my mother, and I hate karmony... Registration date : 2008-06-22
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:45 pm | |
| 134. Emmett is not allowed to be a telemarketer on the suicide hotline...
Somehow, I don't think he would help save lives... | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:02 pm | |
| It's a boring job anyway. lol just kidding, i wouldn't know. lol 135. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to "borrow" the big siccors used to cut ribbons from the mayor so that he can RUN around town with the saying "I live on the edge!" | |
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spiritwolf Being Kidnapped By Alice
Number of posts : 551 Location : Hiding in your closet waiting to strike at an opportune time! Humor : Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done. Registration date : 2008-06-28
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:09 am | |
| 136. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to play with Barbies and tell Rosalie that Barbie is way prettier then her and that he's leaving her and then start making out with the doll while Rosalie watches. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:47 pm | |
| Talk about weird.
137. Emmett is not allowed to draw a penis on Jasper's forehead with permanent marker and shave part of his head. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:41 pm | |
| lol and ew 138. Emmett is not allowed to tell people to "Hold this bag of fire works that I didn't light at all." when he really did light them all. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:22 am | |
| Yikes. lol
139. Emmett is not allowed to sneak into Bella's room while she's sleeping and give her a God-awful looking haircut as an April Fool's prank. | |
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Shadow Kissed Twilight Visiting Renee In Jacksonville
Number of posts : 73 Age : 31 Location : Locked inside golden eyes... Humor : Irony hates me, karma hates my mother, and I hate karmony... Registration date : 2008-06-22
| Subject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:22 pm | |
| lol Edward would kill him...
140. Emmett is not allowed to dress up like Elmer Fudd, grab a gun, and on his way out of the house say, "Be very quiet... I'm hunting a wabbit!" | |
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