XD Make fun of the n00b here

Hey! I'm the new n00b. I'm just gonna give y'all a list

- my name's Skylar
- I'm 16
- From texas
- I'm a nerd
- Kinda new to the Twilight series in general.
- I really like x-men
- I play flute and guitar
- I'm in a band
- And marching band... lol

So yes. Greetings, Earthlings.

hey Sky!
thanks for checking heroes for ONCE (unlike everybody else on there, worthless little *************, haha kidding/kidding, though i do wish Nat or Ruze would get on every once in a while...)
and also thanks for joining!
here at CC we dont kill n00bs, so no worries there (we have too many to do anything to them, we used to get at least 6 a day, thats kinda slowed down to one or 2)
anyway, ya, i dont really need to intro myself or anything, not like we havent met before...
if you need anything, im an admin here, so you can ask me, or any of the mods or Evermore (site creator), but it seems like im about the only staff member ever on....
umm
anything else...?!!?!
OH
BEWARE of: lilly (lilly cullen), sam (samantha cullen), Anne (slashy snow eagle), and lauren (kiss of Crimson)
they are MAD (as in insanely mad, course most of us here are... so actually beware of anyone who has been here more than 2 months (any of the top posters, go check it out, we put heroes to SHAME in post count)
if you want to claim edward as your own (each of us "owns" a twilight character, well most of us do... i personally have Toby Hemingway, the guy we want playing Jasper in the movie, and Alex Evans, HOTTTTTEST GUY ON THE PLANET- we have our own hottness scale here as well, the more t's you put in HOTT, the hotter the guy is, so if you put HO, he aint hott at all, i think you get it) but if you want Edward, you're going to have to go up against Lilly,
two words:
BRING BAZOOKAS
just saying...

anyway, welcome, and post anywhere, no where is off limits

WEE! This sound fun!

But no guys. I claim REMY LEBEAU!!

and that's supposed to be a swoon

k got it
and who the heck is he?!
yes, its very fun when people get on
lilly hasnt been here in a while... huh, oh well she can only get on at work so maybe shes on vacation or something...

Remy LeBeau is Gambit from x-men... he's like uber schmexy... i'm gonna make my avatar with the guy who's playing him in the next movie

but i also forgot to explain my username!

I created a shipper name for Ella and Edward. It's Bedward. get it? cuz they're headed BEDward anyway!!!

bwahahaha.

haha
love the name!
oh ok, makes sense since you love x-men...
(oh ya, over on Sleepless nights, we have a group called the "screw the human/get it on already group", it originated in the "will bella and edward make love on breaking dawn?" thread here, ill make sure i add you to the group that can see it, cause i know you well enough to put you in there (so far only one person has posted, so POST)

sweet!

but yeah ok made my avatar and signature now!

i see the avvy (WOW) but no siggy..

yeah i know i haven't figured that one out yet...

hang on, i might know what the problem is..

I guess you got it, cuz it's showing up now!

what was wrong?

i made it so you could show your siggy, then i edited the link to it alittle
no problem

alrighty thanks!

haha no prob
ok, forget what i said about not harrassing new people... cause i would be calling myself a hypocrite if i said that...

lol. but technically i'm not new, cuz you know i have forum expirience lol

if you get a futuremc registering, remember they're cool. it's my friend. but you know that don't you, cuz she joined sleepless nights too.

ya dont worry
has she registered already?
cause i dont have that she has..

i don't think she has, but she will. she's moving today, so it might be a while. well, i gotta go have dinner! i'll be back later. this place is insane!

haha
yup
k see you later

alrighty i'm back!

haha
YAY!

i feel loved

Hello Skylar and welcome to the site. I'm Lauren, it's nice to meet you. Glad you decided to join us. I hope you have a good time while you're here.

And even though Ava has put me on the Beware list, I'm really not as bad as the others. The other three are the ones that you really have to look out for.. Anything they may say about me, it's all lies don't believe a word of it.

haha
hey lauren
ya you were kinda a last minute add in there...
yes of course you are loved sky!

i know i am late, but WELCOME!

Hey Skylar, I'm Sam Welcome to Cullen Cults! Ava's already warned you about me, so there's no need to introduce myself properly (properly involves yelling out some crazy stuff, telling you how much of a lunatic I am, claiming to be perfectly harmless while swinging a mace over my head, yada yada) Yesssss.... and while Lauren can say that she's not fully suited for the Beware list, well, I can't. But (as I already told you I wasn't going to say) I'm perfectly harmless, unless provoked. What do I do when I am provoked? Well, hehe... check out the title (under my name.)

Well anyway, I hope you have fun here. If you need any questions answered, just ask anybody - we're all glad to help.

Well yeah... I'm gonna stop writing now. You should also know that I'm known for extremely long posts. And I can often be seen telling myself to shut the hell up. Like right now. I'm going to shut up.