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PostSubject: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:47 pm

Ok So list ways to kill mike.
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:00 pm

stab him with a rusty mop.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:09 pm

throw him in a pit with hungry vamps
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:56 pm

Aw... Poor Mike! =[
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:58 pm

lol i don't really want to kill him, but sometimes it's fun to plot murders...

*cough* i didn't just say that.

what?

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:25 am

ya i was just bored ..... sorry i was not on last night my pooter froze
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:59 am

Don't kill Mike!!!!! He may be pathetic, but he's cool. And he hasn't done anything wrong.

But what the heck, while we're plotting nasty murders...

- Tie his limbs to a nail bed and put him in one of those Gravitron rides that makes everything stick fast to the walls. OUCH.
- Put him in between two crocodiles, letting one bite his feet and one his head, so that they can fight over him.
- Put him in the middle of a horde of savage cannibal cavemen, wearing a frilly tutu.

Twisted Evil And don't worry, Skylar, it's not uncommon to have murderous tendencies here. I, for one, do it all the time... as you can see Razz
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:29 pm

Twisted Evil Tehe.....well chainsaws and axes can be very fun at times when chasing someone into leech infested waters......Twisted Evil.......
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:14 pm

ya murder tactics are quite common around cults...
umm...
OH put him in a test car, him being the crash test dummy, and see how much impact really hurts!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:36 pm

hm... shove a cactus down his throat.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:49 pm

wow i am scaried....
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:02 pm

put him in a pro. hockey game and watch the players beat him.
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:22 pm

I like that one slow and painful.....
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:48 pm

I still think that this is cruel...
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:22 pm

lol.yeah it is.....but it's fun!
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:27 pm

how about burn his face off with a blow torch? (anybody seen Hostel?)

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:13 pm

ya i have!

OH and Put him in a blender!!!


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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:14 pm

lol then you know what i'm talking about. any of those deaths (especially the ones from Hostel 2) would be horrible.

hm... choke him with gum.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:18 pm

I am never having gum again (I had a peace in when i read that LOL!!)
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:08 pm

Tie a few slabs of raw meat to him and send him over to La Push and have the pack mistake him for dinner.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:09 pm

lol use him as bait for victoria

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:27 pm

Put him in a steel cage while diving with sharks and leave the door to the cage open.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:00 pm

just the thread for me! Twisted Evil *bows*

make him listen to hannah montana for 24 hours straight

slit his wrists with an old pocket knife

give him a hairdryer and pour him a bath

get him to confess his love for bella in front of edward

make him try a triple axel

feed him to the lions at the circus

throw him in the tiger pit at the zoo

beat him over the head with a hard cover copy of eclipse

make him read nothing but steinbeck

give him to jake as compensation

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:06 pm

That's quite a list there Anne, you named some good ones.

Have Emmett stab him with a spoon, it'll hurt more.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:15 am

yeah. i had fun Very Happy.

that's a good one!

piss off the volutri and tell them that he did it

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