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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:37 am

I like this thread!!!

-Jab him with pencils!!

- *Like on Saw* Have a jaw breaker thing around his head and the key to it in his stomach...He has to operate on himself to live!

-Put him in a room with the walls closing in he's bare foot with broken glass all over the floor....He has to find the key to the door to open it and get out *The key is under the glass* With the oxygen decreasing!

I know I am so cruel!! Bwahaha
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:57 pm

HAHA! That's funny. Very Happy lol

We could put him in cuffs, but have the cuffs over the top of a shower curtain pole thing and jam a screw driver into him until he bleeds to death. MWAHAHA!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:56 pm

Tie him to two cars and have the cars Drive in Diffrent Directions!!
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:50 pm

Kill him Vlad Tepes style, and drop him on long , sharp wooden pole and let him slowly bleed out.

The Kiss of Death- Put poison in some lipstick, put it on and then kiss him on the lips.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:12 pm

Nice I like the Kiss Of DEaTH
oooo hit him with a crow bar!!!
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:40 pm

haha make him swallow cotton balls until he dies.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:34 pm

i like that one!

send him to high school for his entire life Rolling Eyes

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:56 pm

Ya that would kill him

Make him go To Bella and Edward's wedding and look at his heart break.
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:52 pm

That would kill Jacob.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:17 pm

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:35 pm

I'm a little "ehh" about that one.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:07 am

it might work. *shrug*

make him deal with zaphod beeblebrox for more than 5 minutes.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:34 am

Who?
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:31 pm

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. great book full of stupid characters!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:28 pm

OH now i get it!!
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:29 pm

so why are we killing mike? what did he do this time?

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:43 pm

no reason. i'm not even trying to kill mike. this is just fun to make up ways to kill someone.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:12 pm

Drug him, tie him up, put him in his car, put something heavy down on the accelerator and watch as it runs off a cliff.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:38 am

shove crayons up his nose until they rupture his brain

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:40 am

Ewww FUN!!!

Ummm Make him go on a date with the coolest girl alive and make his Parents come...
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:54 am

Make him watch Charlie The Unicorn until his brain exploded

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:55 am

Dude that would not take long...

Make him go to math class FOREVER!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:56 am

lol in my math class he'd just slip into a coma... it's not exciting enough for him to die...

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:18 pm

EVIL MATH CALL NEW TEACHERS BARBIE AND BARNEY!!!
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:14 pm

what?

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