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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:31 pm

Put him in a bull's pin.
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:49 pm

Stuff him into a suitcase and mail to an address that doesn't exist with a return address that also doesn't exist Twisted Evil

('Cause then he just keeps going around in circles Very Happy)
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:27 pm

Ew, what if he threw up in that little suitcase lol.

Tell him Bella is waiting for him then put a blind over his eyes and lead him into a busy highway.
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:10 pm

hahahahaha i like the mail one!!!!

make him go stand in line at my school on registration day.

*shoots self in head*

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:28 am

haha i like the one where you lead on to a high way


tell him he won a vacation to a resort on some fancy island then just drop him in the middle of the ocean with chum hung around his neck (sorry im reading a book with sharks in it)
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:25 pm

ooh, i like that!

stab him to death with a spork. (hey, it could happen!)

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:13 pm

i think it could


have him bleed to death from paper cuts (i think its possible)
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:26 pm

OW! that sounds like the most painful expirience ever!

stab him to death with brand new pencils, in the spirit of back-to-school

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:24 pm

thats a good one


staple him to death(idk if it could happen)
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:33 pm

haha i would just hit the easy button and it'd do it for me!!!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:53 pm

hahahaha :]
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:33 pm

hehe, nice!

in keeping with the academic theme: beat him over the head with a textbook.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:46 pm

hahaha put him in a locker with a ticking time bomb
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:25 pm

stab him to death with one of those super uber sharp compasses

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:17 pm

omgosh they're so sharp they poke holes through my metal pencil case?
throw a shark at him
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:50 pm

haha

hmm lets see...

throw him down a mountain
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:26 pm

haha throw a shark at him like from my super ex-girlfriend!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:17 pm

push him off a floating high school like in sky high

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:57 pm

hahah push him into a big pit like in 300
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:50 pm

lol we're going for movie references now!

ok. make his life pivot in two directions around whether he made getting on to the underground train or not, one path killing him and his unborn baby and the other just killing the baby.

name that movie?

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Sep 07, 2008 2:10 pm

umm.... i have no idea but...


put him in shark infested waters dressed as a fish
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:46 pm

hahaha that's a funny thought

and the movie was Sliding Doors.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:37 pm

o ive heard of it but havent seen it
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:47 pm

it was pretty good.

but anyway.

assign him homework. endlessly.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:34 pm

that'd do it...
going off that theme: make that homework IB Chemistry

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