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Vampgirl18
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:58 am

hahaha

lets see....

make him play dodgeball where its him against everyone else! "GET HIM!"
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:41 am

or make the homework history.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:51 pm

my history is easy

feed him to the cracken (haha im watching pirates of the carribbean)
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:33 pm

good movie!

sacrifice him to the weather rock. (funny story: my brother went camping all last weekend (yes! Razz) and he came back to tell us that his best friend made it rain and hail on them. apparently there was this weather rock that his friend kicked and spat on. later, it started to hail, and then it rained basically all night. they cooked and ate hot-dogs in the rain, but they're all boy scouts. they can take it. the best part, of course, is that my brother and his friend were sharing a tent and only the friend got wet Razz. the weather rock had its vengeance, apparently...)

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:44 pm

hahaha

take him to the bad parts of some city wearing all pink haha i saw it in a movie
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:04 pm

put a funnel down his throat and pour acid down his throat (saw this in a movie, ew ew ew)
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:14 pm

we could break both of his legs then take him hunting (normal, not vampire) and shoot some shots over his head (and one in the head) then tear both of his arms off and sew them on backwards. when he is almost dead, we would burn him till he died. Evil or Very Mad

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:54 pm

...................

all I can say is that you're very creative.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:08 am

Take him to Wonderland.

Off with his head!
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:05 pm

turn him into a science experiment and sacrifice him to the god of chemistry

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:03 pm

have an aztec reactment and have him be the human sacrifice
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:00 pm

Have him piss off a voodoo priest.
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:59 pm

hahaha give him to the giant spider in lord of the rings
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:18 pm

Haha Nice

tie him to the bottem of a train
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:14 pm

give him to the giant spider in Harry Potter!!!!

ARAGOG!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:27 pm

Sacrifice him to a sexually deprived old woman.
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:29 pm

throw him in a room with mccain and palin so they can talk him to death
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:59 pm

hahahahahah!!!

NOBODY EXPECTS THE ALASKAN POLITICIAN!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:09 pm

hahahahaha

lets see hmm....

shove a pillow down his throat

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:32 pm

Throw him into an emo frenzy; they'll eventually cut him to pieces.
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:29 pm

hahahahaha nice!

give my kittens to him. they'll kill him with their cuteness!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:57 am

stuff rose petals down his throat until they choke him.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:28 pm

Put him in Mr. Hutto's physics class.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:17 pm

Throw him in the middle of the battle for Jasper.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:01 am

BWAHAHA that'd be hilairious!!!

Make him hang out with my friend Hal for a day. He'll sing him to death.

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