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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:20 pm

Show him a video of Bella and Edward being...intimate...and then give him a gun.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:30 pm

good one!

Give him to the Saw people for the next sequel

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:49 pm

Oo, nice.


Dip him head first into a boiling pit of lava.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:41 pm

LAVA!!! ZOMG!!!!

Make him sit through US History watching a video of this random dude's lecture with the crazy sub not even letting you make paper sailboats.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:18 pm

One, why would you be making paper sailboats?

Dip Mike in a vat of acid.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:10 pm

Because that's more fun than watching a stupid video.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:33 pm

That makes sense.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:14 pm

Invite him to go to my house and go swimming. He jumps in first. Unfortunately for him, I "forgot" to tell him about the leopard seal in the deep end.
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:43 pm

Omg lol nice!!!!

Throw him in a pit of fire.

Okay, not so creative, but we're reading the Crucible in English and so it makes me think of hell...

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:04 pm

Give him to me when I'm angry.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:57 pm

That sounds scary.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:43 pm

It is. I turn into ghetto Ali.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:52 pm

Have him anger the tech crew or the theatre teacher...not pretty.
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:05 pm

Lol

Have him go out with my friend. she'll kill him.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:38 am

Blame the breaking of an instrument on my middle school band teacher. He flicked nose pickings on the students he didn't like. No joke.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:34 pm

Gross.

Lead him into a metal shop and torture him with the power tools.
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:35 pm

Give my brother's plastic army men to Mike, then tell my brother that Mike stole them.
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:18 pm

Lol nice.

Hit him in the head with a volleyballl..... repeatedly.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:51 pm

Have Taylor Laughtner use his Sharkboy powers on him!

So that is epic fail. Epic epic fail.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:31 am

What? I never saw that movie...

Take out his wisdom teeth. WITHOUT sedatives!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:17 pm

(It's the guy who plays Jacob...he was in a movie where he played 'Sharkboy'. It was made of absolute fail.)

Turn him into a woman.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:25 pm

That would be doing him a favor

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:24 pm

Hahahaha

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:13 pm

Tie him up to a treadmill and set it to it's maximum speed.
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:35 pm

Hey! I liked Sharkboy and Lavagirl... when it came out... when I was, like, nine... Oh well.

Send the entirety of my Drumline after him. (nine boys and one girl rushing at him with drumsticks-that'll strike fear into his heart)
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