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Mrs. Ali Jasper Hale
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:50 am

Put him in between me and my crush's girlfriend.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:15 pm

heehee

make him play vampire baseball
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:04 pm

Make him BE the baseball.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:35 pm

nice!

stick him in a tank full of dolphins and birds and fish...

that'd scare me to death.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:10 am

OMG I have the best murder ever saved for a kid at school... but it would work for mike too.

Invite him over to my house to go swimming in the pool. Let him go in first. Too bad I forgot to warn him about the leopard seal in the deep end. Ship the seal back to Antarctica. "What? No, Mike never came over."
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:39 am

hhahahahahahaha that's great

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:43 pm

*bows* Thank you, thank you.
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:18 pm

Give him to my dad's girlfriend's daughter. I swear--this eleven year old girl acts like a six year old. She'd annoy him to death.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:47 pm

death by box jellyfish

(anyone seen 7 pounds? you'll know what i'm talking about)

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:48 pm

Annoy him until he hits one of my friends. I don't handle that well, so all of us crazy girls will pounce on him and tear him limb from limb. Fun.
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:35 pm

w00t w00t carnage!!!

have him post on the Battle for Jasper thread and say that Jasper's HIS!!!! Razz

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:03 pm

That would kill him. Things are getting pretty violent over there, and to be honest, Mike's a wimp.

Have him flirt with me while my dad's watching, lol.
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