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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:37 pm

??
that was random...
ok then...
make his ears bleed by making him listen to heavy metal/hardcore rap constantly, then he'll just bleed to death
slow and painful...

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:52 pm

I Like That one
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:20 pm

I like it too!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:28 pm

I LIKE IT MOOR!!
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:31 pm

You wish!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:32 pm

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:41 pm

Oh yes!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:41 pm

NO!!
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:46 pm

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:02 pm

NO!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:38 pm

NETSPEAK SUCKS-E-S SPELLS YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:14 pm

Make him watch the Teletubbies for hours on end. By the time it was over with he'd probably pick up a gun and shoot himself.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:59 pm

put him in a completely white cell with one little black smudge that can't be cleaned off... then let him kill himself by way of blunt force to the head

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:56 pm

Nice..

Chinese water torture

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:21 pm

omg that would kill me... i'm so OCD like that...

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:54 pm

Nice that would kill me too
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:48 pm

i think everyone's a little OCD and that's why that kind of torture works...

just some are more OCD than others.... *coughmecough*

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:00 am

I'm soo OCD with everything.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:03 am

Me too. I'm actually beyond superstitious - especially with the number... don't make me say it... and all that. I'm OCD with spelling, setting things down (like, they have to be PERFECTLY lined up with other things), hygiene (just my hands, really), knowing things, and a million other things... Except I have no problem with living in a pigsty of a room Razz
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Thu May 01, 2008 10:34 pm

lol

I have to have things be even... like if i step on a crack with one foot, i gotta step on a crack with the other. If i skip a step with one foot, gotta do it with the other too. and things have to be symmetrical...

yeah lol

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri May 02, 2008 7:00 am

Yeah, I've got that too. Really bad. And if I blink one eye really hard (don't ask me why I do that - I don't have a clue) I have to blink the other one really hard just to balance out the effect Razz It's pretty weird.

OCD is strange... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri May 02, 2008 10:18 pm

yes it is. if something is not straight, i HAVE to straighten it or i will die!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Fri May 02, 2008 11:44 pm

lol. my english teacher is weird, and sometimes she'll purposely put stuff out of order or make it skewed just to see which ones are the kind that will get up and fix it...

it's been me a few times...

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sat May 03, 2008 2:00 pm

lol, that's torture, isn't it? my friend once noticed that a tap was dripping and she couldn't bear it. it was so funny!

make him eat nothing but spam.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 12:37 pm

lol nice

shoot him in the face.

nice and simple lol

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