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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 3:16 pm

classic but effective.

hand him a lit torch and tell him to swallow the fire.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 3:17 pm

ouch

lock him in a room with my two friends and let their arguing kill him.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 3:24 pm

that would hurt!

drop him into one of our practice sessions and make him try to keep up. (this is synchronized skating, btw)

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 3:25 pm

lol nice

stab him to death with unfolded paper clips

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 3:28 pm

good one!

turn him into a duct tape mummy and wait for him to suffocate.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 3:32 pm

ouch!

but that'd be a waste of duct tape!

duct tape is too amazing to waste like that!

lol

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 3:35 pm

i agree. so maybe masking tape. though that's cool too. i know! scotch tape.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 3:39 pm

yes. perfect.

or we could put him in Barrow, Alaska during the dead of winter!

lol I watched 30 Days of Night last night...

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 3:42 pm

that would work. i've never seen it. is it a vampire movie?

get him to piss off harry potter.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 3:45 pm

lol nice.

it's kinda a vampire movie, but it's weird. it's kinda creepy.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 3:49 pm

cool.

get him to fight lilly for edward.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 4:06 pm

get him to try to kill Harry Potter

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 4:08 pm

insult draco and say that mike did it.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 4:09 pm

haha prank call voldemort and say mike did it.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 4:12 pm

nice!

disturb snape and say mike did it

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 5:03 pm

haha you mean BOTHER snape! lol potter puppet pals ROCK

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 6:50 pm

I love Harry Potter Puppet Pals!
Ron, ron, ron, ron weasly! haha lol

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Sun May 04, 2008 10:28 pm

Voldemort's nipple!

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon May 05, 2008 8:04 pm

beep beep beep beep hippopotamus beep beep beep daniel radcliff!! hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Mon May 05, 2008 10:26 pm

no you're not.

and i mean everything i say.

because I'M
Harry
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue May 06, 2008 6:10 pm

i am snape, potions master.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue May 06, 2008 8:17 pm

Kill Mike with Harry's magic stick

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue May 06, 2008 8:35 pm

make him read the entire OED.

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue May 06, 2008 8:42 pm

what's OED?

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PostSubject: Re: How to kill Mike Newton!! YAY!!   Tue May 06, 2008 8:46 pm

the Oxford English Dictionary. it's insanely huge and the type is insanely bitty.

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