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PostSubject: The Storytellin' Thread   Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:56 am

I thought this would be fun... mostly cuz i got a story to tell and wasn't sure where to put it....

so tonight i snuck out of my house, jumped the fence to the public pool right across the street, and swam in it. it's around 1:40 am right now. the good part is how i got back in my house. i'll start from the beginning.

mmkay, so we (my friend and i) planned this whole thing out about an hour before we did it. I was worried cuz my stepdad fell asleep on the couch in the living room (the same room with our front door) and i thought i'd wake him up, which i did when i tried a test run. Thank goodness that he went back to bed right after, in his bedroom this time. So I waited like 30 min for him to fall asleep, then my friend texted me that he was outside. So I run downstairs, disable our alarm, and proceed to unlock and open our front door.

Too bad our alarm system is annoyingly good so of course, the door beeps when i opened it. I kinda shrugged and was like "ah well. i already screwed this up." and then ran outside, closing the door behind me. My friend was waiting so we got his stuff out of my car, then were gonna run across the street, but he saw something in my window. We watch for a while and I swear like a sailor. it's my stepdad. Apparently, he heard the beep and came to look. I figured i was found out and was gonna get in huge trouble, but i decided to make it worth it. So we waitied for him to leave the window then ran across the street and climbed the fence.

We jumped in and swam around for a while, but it was kinda cold and i decided that i should get back before my mom called the cops, so then we left. I ran up my driveway and went to try the front door...

Problem. it was locked.

I didn't unlock any other doors before i left, so I was pretty much screwed. I don't have a key to our house. We all get in through the garage door, which used to be unlocked at all times. But for the past month or 2, my stepdad has been locking it which makes it really annoying when i get home late only to be locked out, and then i have to knock until someone opens the door. But this time, i kinna sneaked out, so that wasn't really an option. So in vain I tried the garage door. Locked, of course.

I went to our back yard and tried all our other doors, all locked. I was running out of options. So finally, I tried my last resort. I crawled through our doggy door. I would have done this earlier, but the problem with it is that the doggy door goes into my parents' bathroom, and then you have to cross through their room to get to the rest of the house...

So now I'm in, I crawl across my parents' bedroom's floor, trying really hard not to wake them up... Then i slowly open the door and slip out... Almost there... then "Who's there?"

It's kind of an "oh shit" moment, so i close the door then run to our laundry room. My stepdad comes out of their room and again "who's there?"

So I suck up all my courage and come out from there. I'm wearing my swimsuit, but i'm wrapped in a towel, so I say "Me. sorry. Woofy (our dog) was barking, so I let her in (which I do often. our dog will bark if she gets locked out of my parents' room at night)"

He's like "oh. you scared me." then goes back to bed.

I could've died with relief. OMG I can't believe I pulled it off. I mean, seriously? I'm just so lucky it was my stepdad i woke up the first time, cuz my mom would've checked my room... THANK GOD

that was kinna a long story... but oh well.

feel free to tell your own crazy stories here

dude I'm still rushing off that...

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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:33 am

lmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:55 am

thanks. lol. my 'rents haven't mentioned anything about it today, either.

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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:35 pm

nice job sky
must be a lot warmer down there in texas than it is down here, youd die before you could get out if you went swimming now...

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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:27 pm

I like it Skylar. Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:06 pm

yeah haha it's like in the 80s... still a little cool for swimming, but eh. it was fun.

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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:10 pm

Hahaa thats funny...I'm trying to think of a story thats worth putting. Well theres the night at Walmart..Sure i guess I'll put that one

Okay this was last weekend
Well last weekend it was like nine at night or something like that. Well I was with my cousin Kristin and my friends Brooke and Jesenia. It was like a Friday night so everyone was out at the ball feilds. When we go to walmart with Kristin we like messing around with stuff. Well when we got there we ran around and stuck plungers on the floor...A little while afterwards we played tag. So we split up into teams and went looking around for each otther. The manager came up to one of his workers and was like "Keeep an eye on those girls" so like we had to be careful when we were running around and stuff. Well we went past these group of guys and they were like, "Whats up?" and we started screaming and ran away. It was hilarious!!! We never did get in trouble or caught but it was so funny!! We ended up leaving at like elven at night
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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:12 pm

lol i went to walmart this weekend too...

we went on friday night at like 9 also (which is kinna creepy) but mostly most of my friends sat on the beanbag chairs while me and these two guys went and talked over the intercoms lol. we figured out the code, so we were just saying stuff like "Heather, please come to aisle 5, we have your baby. Heahter, we have your baby."

kinna retarded.

it's also kinda weird that you guys hang out at the baseball fields too, cuz where i live that's usually the place to be when you're in middle school... i haven't been there in years, but i remember going like every day.

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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:37 pm

Oh yeah =]

But like last saturday or something like that Me and my friend Hannah and Jesenia were at my mom's work well she works with Kholer stuff; Sinks bathtubs, toilets ect. Well I was sitting on one of the toilets next to Hannah. And I pushed Hannah off the toilet and the toilet came down with her...It busted hahah
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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:53 pm

niiiiiiiiice.

once i was making a movie with my bro and his friends and it involved seinging a bat in the house... we broke a vase... got it on video too, lol, it's on youtube.

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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Fri May 02, 2008 10:38 pm

omg skylar i didnt kno you did that with the vase. and i like your story. you should tell it in front of a camera and then put it on youtube. that would be cool
and you should tell the story bout the movie
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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Fri May 02, 2008 11:38 pm

hm... that's a pretty good idea! i might one day.

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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Tue May 06, 2008 10:27 pm

i just watched the vase video and i saw all the comments. its really funny. theyre like arguing over how dumb you guys are! hahahahaha but it was kinda funny. *smash*
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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Tue May 06, 2008 10:39 pm

yeah i know. you should see the arguement i'm having with this one girl on this other video. it's extremely retarded and she can't see how she contradicts herself.

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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Wed May 07, 2008 11:04 pm

is that the one with the emo/preppy girl who thinks that band people arent dorky?
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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Thu May 08, 2008 8:12 pm

what in the world?

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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Thu May 08, 2008 9:03 pm

yeah lol.

but now she wants to be friends?

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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Fri May 09, 2008 1:41 pm

well............this one time at band camp....
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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Fri May 09, 2008 6:05 pm

no, at clown camp. JEEZE! get it right!!! lol

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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Fri May 09, 2008 11:26 pm

hahahahaha nice
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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Sun May 11, 2008 12:25 pm

mmkay so i have to tell you guys the story of the time i got sent to the office for laughing at lunch and then going to the bathroom... but not now

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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Mon May 12, 2008 1:54 pm

what?
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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Mon May 12, 2008 7:31 pm

alright, so one day i'm sitting at lunch, mindin' my own buissness, bein' an innocent 7th grader. this kid that was sitting down the table from me and my friends was getting chewed out by the lunch lady, but we didn't really pay attention. Then, as she walks away, he makes some crack about her being fat. I didn't hear it, but my friend did and burst out laughing. I started laughing at her because she spewed milk out of her nose and EVERYWHERE! But the lunch lady freaked out and thought we were laughing at the joke, so she sentenced us to sit in the cafeteria until the bell ring, which wasn't punishment at all, in fact we were happy. Usually they would make you throw away your food if you hadn't finished and make you go outside to recess, but we liked to sit inside and eat.

Sadly she separated us though so it wasn't so fun. There were like 6 other girls in there, too, and everybody had to sit at their own table by themselves. Finally, she let us go a little early. So we're walking down the hall to go outside, and my friend just kept laughing, then all the sudden she runs into the bathroom. I followed her cuz i also had to go.

So there we are, sitting on the toliet and mindin' our own buisness, when all the sudden the door opens and we hear the lunch lady. She's like "What are y'all doing in here?!?! i saw you!!!"

so i say intelligently "i had to pee?"

but then she says "as soon as you finish you're ocming with me to the office!"

when i came out of the stall i had to ask "do i get to wash my hands first?"

which i did.

but then we go to the principal's office, and by a happy coincidence my friend's boyfriend happened to be there, so that was pretty funny. but yeah they made us sit down there for like 15 minutes and the whole time i stared at this painting on the wall behind me so i wouldn't look at my friend and start laughing again. finally, the principal came out and told us to go to class.

most retarded thing ever.

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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Tue May 13, 2008 1:16 pm

yeah thats pretty stupid, but really funny, i must say i don't think i could have held a straight face...Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Storytellin' Thread   Tue May 13, 2008 8:29 pm

that's not even the stupidest story i got, lol.

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