serial murderer club

Me and Sky go out ninja-ing all the time.

It's a good hobby

My brother was a ninja for halloween. And snickerdoodles but that plastic sword hurts! *winces at the thought*

I feel for ya honey. I have a little brother so I completely understand the dangers of plastic swords.

I think I could be a good ninja; I could fit in small places and then attack my enemies when they least expect it. Yes, it pays to be small.

I don't need small stature to be uber ninja!

Darn tall people.

Don't you dare insult tall people! I'm thirteen and 5'7".

I'm only 5'5.

Last time I got measured I was 4'10 1/2...I don't think I'll ever make it to 5'

Aww.... I feel bad for you. But look on the bright side- You're the size of Alice!

Yeah, haha my friends call me Alice all the time.

lucky. sometimes my friends call me bella and they're like "i'm sorry!" and i say "oh, i really don't mind. just cll me bella from now on. wait, was that a comment on my coordination?"

Haha That's nice. I call my friend Bella sometimes cause she's really clumsy and she kind of glares back. Honestly, I wish I was as graceful as Alice but that'll never happen.

Lately, everyone's been calling me things like a fairy, Tinkerbell, and Pixie (Pixie's one of my nicknames now). Short height pays off sometimes though so it's all good. I just get teased a lot.

my friend calls me Bella when I trip too lol...

but in Edward and the Cullens I'm technically supposed to be Rosalie just cuz i have blonde hair.

Hm.

and yay tall people! I'm 5'9"

Do you realize how much of height difference there is between Alice and Jasper? It's a lot.

I have a friend about his height only an inch shorter.

If it helps you know the difference my friend accidentally grabbed his butt thinking it was my sides...so yeah it's quite a bit.

hahaha that's really weird

Wow.

I'm taller than a lot of my teachers, as well as my friend's moms (and my friends)...

I'm taller than everybody except my freakishly tall guy friends.

I don't really have any "guy friends". There are guys I know, and I talk to them, but I don't really hang out with them at all. My mom would freak, because I've been completely sexist all my life (and I still pretty much am).
Besides, I'm taller than practically all of them anyway.

lol it sucks cuz all my friends that are girls are usually busy so i always end up with my guy friends... and they get on my nerves. they're just. so. stupid.

I know... I feel your pain.
My friends are insanely busy also, the last time I was at one of their houses was when I was a test subject for her science fair project. (Which I had to do twice, btw, because I was her first subject and she changed the procedures afterwards.)

Since this is the serial murderer club, I think we should kill someone. But who?

lol we're so off topic!!!!

but ok. let's think.

i can't think of anyone.

umm, i know im not part of your group, but cmon, fire people. you wont leave any evidence. and its pretty. how about your kill, umm, a ex president. nobody liked bush