of writing and cardboard boxes...

okay, so i don't know why i'm doing this now, seeing as most of you know me already, but i am. that said, here are a few things about me: (the are bullet points, fyi).
. I am above all an author. I write stories and fanfiction and I role play. Anything to do with words fascinates me.
. I cannot draw to save my life. The only things I can draw are cardboard boxes.
. My main cardboard box character is a 5 year old called Arnold. He has a 3 year old little sister called Julie. They have fun together.
. I am not weird at all. Whatever gave you that thought?
. I am a certified Jasper lover. Seriously. Just ask... well, anyone, really .
. I love Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Evanescence, Panic at the Disco, Breaking Benjamin and many others.
. I am a bookaholic. Do not get me started on books.
. I am a figure skater. For more information on this, go to the Skating thread in the Hanging with Angela forum.
. I can't think of much else to say...
. Oh yes! I enjoy planning gruesome and grizzly murders of people I don't like, including: spammers, people who want to steal Jasper from me, Stephenie Meyer if she doesn't give Jake a happy ending in Breaking Dawn, my last year's World Geo teacher, the evil preppy kids on my skating team.
. I really am going to stop now.

And so there you have it. Me. Are you scared yet?

Hey slashy snow eagle! Nope I'm scared of you at all, I think it is fun murder spammers!!

lol. murdering spammers....*daydream*

Yay, bands and books!!

good. it wouldn't be good for people to be scared of me .

yay killing spammers!

bands and books... two of my fav. things!

Yup. Kindred spirits for sure (this just confirms it completely - everything except for the Jasper part - of course I love him, but I love Emmett more ) And I can't be scared of you, because that would practically be like being scared of myself!

Your cardboard boxes should meet mine. His name is Barnaby, and he had a rough childhood (I wrote a story about that once) But he's fine now, shoved away somewhere in my garage, I think.

I don't think anybody will be able to understand our skating thread, Anne We've been jabbering on for ages about flying camels and such, so it probably looks like gibberish.

completely. i seriously am starting to believe the twins theory . don't be scared of yourself! that's not good for you. lol.

i'd love if arnold could meet barnbaby. i think i'm going to make an arnold thread and introduce everyone to him. you could put barnbaby up there too!

good point. hmm, maybe we should write a highlight reel version. . i'm going to try to get my friend sara on here tomorrow. she's a skater, so she should be able to understand us! (i know for a fact that lilly's really confused, though. it's kinda funny ).

True. I've been scared of myself before, though, when I've written violent stories. I once wrote one about an idiotic thug called Granger who got attacked and eaten by a bunch of fuzzy green things. It was slightly disturbing. And yes, I'm starting to believe it too

That's a great idea! An introduction thread for cardboard boxes with personality! (what am I saying? ALL of them have personalities!!) By the way, it's Barnaby, not Barnbaby, but Barnbaby sounds cool too. Barnaby is just nerdy...

Oh, that'll be cool! None of my skating friends have read Twilight. I know, lol, 'tis quite amusing (okay, Barnaby may be nerdy, but I'm nerdier with my prehistoric language )

so have i. when i go into my evil b!tch personality mode, i'm frightened of myself when I get back to what i laughingly refer to as "normal". i haven't written that kind of disturbing story, just the kind where the narrator kills herself/himself for various unknown reasons. I have too many of those to be quite comfortable with it . As i told the people I gave them to, "any resemblance to any person, living or dead, including the author, is wholly and completely fictitious. i mean it guys! this is not autobiographical!" let's hope they figure it out.

of course they all do! i'll go do that! oops, i'm sorry. *apologizes sincerely to Barnaby* I'm a bit blind, apparently.

She's still reading New Moon (and taking FOREVER about it!) but maybe getting her on here will make her speed up some. lol, you should see the emails i exchange with my one friend. we talk like that, only worse! (but i'm better at it than he is! he tries WAY too hard! )

Haha. I wish I could read some of your disturbing stories. I should send you some of mine too (you should know, though, that they're completely stupid because my sister and I write stories like that as a joke).

*goes and finds Barnaby* He accepts your apology, Anne. He thinks he should change his name to Barnbaby, because he thinks he sounds like a dunce.

Lol. When I persuaded my friend to read the series, she took forever on Twilight, and when I told her to hurry up, she just skimmed through New Moon and Eclipse, without reading them in any detail, just so that she could say she was obsessed with it, and so that she could know the endings. That bugged me. A LOT. Haha, my friend (the one that moved to Malaysia - I keep bringing her up, don't I? I should get her to come on here) and I exchange emails, and we always talk crazily. Sometimes it's nineteenth century talk, sometimes it's gangster language, sometimes it's total gibberish. It's quite fun

I wrote them when I was... less than lucid, so they're pretty badly written, but sure. why not? If you send me yours, I'll send you mine.

oh, good. both names are cool. barnaby sounds like the kind of name you would think of, though . my characters name themselves. i get into horrible fights with them about this. *sigh* I didn't want to call him Aiden, but he refused to answer to Toby, so I had to change it! *grrr*

is she the one who thought the wolves were cullens? 'cause if she is, then i'd rather not pester my friend about finishing them too quickly. you should get your friend in Malaysia on here, that would be cool! your emails sound like a lot of fun! the rest of my emails are normal. i don't even talk about killing people. that's mostly on here .

youre gonna have to try harder to scare me, lol.

i'm not trying to scare you. you know me. i'm trying to scare new people. lol. no, i'm not. i'm warning them about me. glad that you're not scared!

ha ha ha, it takes a bit to scare me. The warning should be that youre crazy.

i am crazy. they just have to see that i used as bullet points to see that. maybe i should change them to to prove my point.

ha ha ha, i like that one!

so do i. i think i'll do it.

and what? type the whole thing again?

no. change the bullet points.

can you actually do that? imnot sure.

yes. i just go and edit my post and switch icons.

oh yeah, sorry havent really had to do that before.

it's okay. i like the icons, so i know a lot about them! (i know a lot of the code for them by heart, too. )

icons are cute, but i dont usually use them.

i love them. not sure why, i just do. *shrug*

i like them and little smily type thingys like this ^^