Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do

92. Jasper Hale is not allowed to provoke the Volturi for ANY REASON!

93. Jasper Hale is not allowed to change his name (I LOVE the name Jasper...)[/b]

Me too.

94. Jasper Hale is not allowed to adopt the song, "Barbie girl" as his personal theme song.

lol that made me laugh SO hard...

95. Jasper is not allowed join his school's cheerleading team and becaome a guyleader...*shudders*

OMG, that's AMAZING!! Yes, that would be possibly the most terrifying thing I've ever seen!

95. Jasper Hale is not allowed to join the football team and show off his muscles.

But I would love to watch him practice...

96.Jasper Hale is not allowed to prank call Emmett just for the hell of it...

97. Jasper Hale is not allowed to tell stupid jokes and then influence us all to laugh hysterically.

98. Jasper Hale is not allowed to influence girls to fall in love with him just to make Alice jelous

lol. he doesn't need to influence them, he just needs to grin and beckon .

99. Jasper Hale is not allowed to announce that his favorite store is Victoria's Secret.

VERY true. That would be hilarious!!

100. Jasper Hale is not allowed to worship the telletubbies!

No, he's not!

101. (wow, past 100 already!) Jasper Hale is not allowed to know the Barney theme songs by heart.

Wow. That's a scary thought...

102. Jasper Hale is not aloud to wear lacey thongs over his pants.

Wow... *bangs head against desk in an effort to banish the mental image*

103. Jasper Hale is not allowed to suddenly develop an obsession with Riva and Next Top Model ('cause then he wouldn't be Jasper, he'd be my brother.)

Woah..that would be weird...

104.Jasper Hale is not allowed to tie a bedsheet around his neck and run around in his underwear prentnding to be Superman

105. Jasper Hale is not allowed to suddenly pop out of nowhere and intone, "Use the force, Luke."

106. Jasper Hale is not allowed to walk around quoting Dora the Explorer

No, he's not!!!!!

107. Jasper Hale is not allowed to randomly say, "I like grapes" whenever anyone asks him a question.

Hehe!

108. Jasper Hlae is not allowed to sing Hannah Montane at the top of his lungs *shudders*

*shudders back at the very thought*

109. Jasper Hale is not allowed to want to be a power ranger when he grows up.

Hehe!

110. Jasper Hale is not allowed to grow up. He can be a Toys 'R Us kid just like me!!!

lol.

111. Jasper Hale is not allowed to throw a tantrum because Esme won't buy him the latest rainbow barbie doll.

I would PAY to see that!!

112. Jasper Hale is not allowed to draw on Esme's walls with marker and claim he's the next Picasso.

And I'd pay to see that!

113. Jasper Hale is not allowed to use Alice's best outfits as dress up clothes.

Hehe *laughs meniaclly*

114. Jasper Hale is not allowed to go ultra prep and start wearing Ambercrombie.

*shudder!*

115. Jasper Hale is not allowed to paint his nails and call himself emo.