Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do

Lol Kiss.Of.Crimson you are FUNNY. I lost mine a LONG time ago!

*Choke ha ha choke cough cough ha *

41. Jasper Hale is not allowed to like Jerkob Black the teenest bit!

42. Jasper is not alown to make the la push pack crazy over alice so that he has an excuse to kill the lot of them

Thanks ColdOne. I do my best.
I would love to see Jasper do that one Lilly. Nothing would make me happier, well aside from having Jasper all to myself that is.

ME TOO!! Take 'em out Jasper! DO IT MY LOVE!

ha ha ha ha
(rolling on the floor laughing)

lol lol lol

Can't...breath...help...ahhh

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

43. Jasper is not allowed to invite Bella to Senior Prom and say Edward did it.

ha ha ha ha choke cough

Careful Anne, I wouldn't get to close to those two. They might roll you down with their laughing fits on the floor.


43. Mr. Hale isn't allowed to paint Emmett's jeep pink.

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!! You know it!!!

ha ha ha Lilly!! Ha ha ha
choke hake cough cough

Good plan. I think I'll shout my suggestions from a safe distance.

44. Jasper Hale is not allowed to shave Rosalie's head while making her so calm she doesn't notice.

Wow, I've been here three days and I'm already at the third rank... I talk way too much. lol

That's a good one. Rosalie would kill him and that would upset me.
That's not a bad thing, and you're not the only one, we all do. Besides if we didn't then there would really be no point in being on here.


45. Jasper Hale is not allowed to run and hide behind Alice when we decide to make a move for him.

Me too. It's a good thing he's not allowed to do it then, isn't it?
I know I'm not the only one, it's just funny. I'm on another forum, and I've been on there for a LONG time, and I barely have a third of the posts I have here. People are a lot nicer here .

Oh, good one! Let's see...

46. Jasper Hale is not allowed to inform us all that he is too sexy for his shirt (even though he is .)

A very good thing.
Same here, and I agree people are nicer on here. Which is another reason why I like it so much.

I like that one. I would love to see Jasper singing that song while he starts stripping though haha

47. Jasper Hale is not allowed to try and give Alice a make-over for a change.

Yeah, I like the people here better than the ones in real life, and I've only known you for 3 days!

It would be very VERY entrancing, I'll say that much. I think it might start a riot, though.

Yours is good too! Wonder if he'd be able to do it.

48. Jasper Hale is not allowed to share pleasures with Bella and then tell Alice that he was just honoring the Mother. (Sorry, couldn't resist. Earth's Children reference.)

49. Jasper Hale is not allowed to stop Alice from shopping! (Like he could anyway! lol)

No, he couldn't. lol.

50. Jasper Hale is not allowed to complain when Alice uses him as a barbie.

51. Jasper Hale is not allowed ro make Rosalie fall in love with a tree. (Even though that would be HIGHlarious!)

Amazingly hilarious! I doubt Emmit would appreciate it, though.

52. Jasper Hale is not allowed to convince Jake that he would be much better off dating Mike Newton.

Haha good ones. And no I dont think he could stop her from shopping. A whole vampire army wouldn't be able to.


53 Jasper Hale is not allowed to be auctioned off to a bunch of middle aged women to be used as their young love slave.

True. Not even if they were armed with magical industrial strength duct tape.

I think it would scar him for life. The women would like it, though .

53. (The Emmit ones were only 51 long, so we're ahead!) Jasper Hale is not allowed to put on a black cape and helmet and inform Freshman that, "I am your father, Luke."

Oh but that would be fun....sorry still on sugar rush....hahahaha

54. Jasper Hale is not allowed to love ANYONE else but Alice.

It would be, but scaring Freshmen isn't allowed. (Though it's hilarious!)

Yay for sugar rushes!

55. Jasper hale is not allowed to break off a stick and tell the Freshmen that he is Harry Potter with bleached hair and contacts.

hahahahahah yay!

56.Jasper Hale is not allowed to provoke the Voultri and blame somone else! lol