Mike Newton Discussion Thread

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Hey! I can't believe nobody's posted about Mike yet! He's so COOL! Lol, he's not cool at all, but that's why I like him. I feel sorry for him, but then I don't really care what happens to him either.

I love how in New Moon, when Bella says something along the lines of "life is complicated" Mike responds with "and girls are cruel." That's one of my favourite Mike lines. He's so pathetic

He is kind of pathetic....But he reminds me ALOT ALOT ALOT of my friend Dakota! ALOT!

LOL! I don't know if I can think of anybody who's like Mike (lol, Like Mike is a movie, isn't it?). The only guy at my school I can think of who really gets obsessed with girls is this really creepy guy with some degree of autism who stalks about seven girls at once and tries to kiss them all the time. And that's nothing like Mike

yay its a gay movie though. i think that in the movie he is scary though...but he's alright in the books. i love how bella describes him as a dog. i laughed for days after reading that. not really, just for about a minute then i turned my head down and read again.

i wanna get two malamute dogs and name them Bella and Jake, dont know why, but they suit ^^

lol Mike Newton it well......Mike Newton. I don't know how else to put it. I guess kinda like the puppy dog that tries to follow you home.

more like tries to follow you to your bedroom. wait...that's Jake...oops. lol

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its good to make people laugh. i about fell on the floor while i was thinking that. lol

i dont blame you *wipes away tears of laughter*

hahahaha, im like the clown in my group i guess. lol. every one is in one way or another.

your a better on ethen me!!

better what? im lost again. lol

better clown, i think.

mike is indeed kinda pathetic. i feel sorry for him. i mean, bella's so obvious with edward, yet mike still won't give up. it's sad.

ok... i get it now. lol kinda

.... i dont even know what i said.

something about clowns or something. lol

lolz,lost if i know.

you said you were a better clown than someone, but i don't remember who.

yeah. i was talking about how i like to make people laugh and stuff... and then you were said something about being a better clown....i don't know.

that sounds about right.

ok. im going with memory cuz im to lazy to look back in the thing so yeah. im like that a lot!

me too. i hate going back to look !

lol me too. i can't stand looking back in the other people's conversations unless im in them....lol. it gets really confusing!