Introduction

Hi im lisa i like sports playing on the computer when ive got nothing to, lilly cullen is one of my best mate from school and im 13. oh AND i love cholate oh and im COMPLETELY random lol oh and i LOVE twilight jacobs hot bye the way (drool)

Hey guys, she is, better be nice, shes a dog, she bites. lol

so what if we are mean to one of you, we get both attacking us?
great....
anyway:
hi im Ava, welcome to cullen cults
if you need anything, feel free to ask
also, we were spammed last night, so if you see something that is...well lets say not the most pleasant in the world (ask lilly, she saw it), PLEASE tell me immediately so i can go delete it

Hey Lisa, I'm Sam If the title under my name is doing it's job, then you should already know that I'm a complete lunatic. But I won't hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it (for example, those spammers are really deserving it right now).

Well, I'll see you around! Hope you have fun

Hi Lisa and welcome to the site. I'm Lauren, it's nice to meet you. I hope you have a good time while you're here.

hey, i'm anne. don't worry about being random, that's one of the things we do best around here .

yay, another jake lover! we need more of those. (actually, my heart belongs to Jasper, but i like Jake too.)

i'm as crazy as sam, just so you know. we have extensive plans to kill the spammers all over the boards, which you are, of course, welcome to join.

yay chocolate lovers !

Yeah, Anne is right. We're probably some of the most random people you'll ever meet. As you'll soon come to notice, we have a lot of random posts and topics around this place. So be as random as you like.

We do not need more Jacob lovers, there are enough of those as it is Sorry I'm not a fan of Jacob, but I won't hold it against you for liking him.

And as Sam and Anne stated they are crazy, but then again so are the rest of us. You've basically stumbled upon the Asylum for Twilight fans.

hey, i like jake! he deserves his own happy ending!

and yeah, the asylum is about right. see lauren's rank? that stands for Cullen Cults Addicts Anonymous. So not only is it an asylum, but it's a place you'll never leave. *evil laugh*

but don't panic! we're all here with you to help you survive the experience! fasten your seatbelt and hang on. it might be a bumpy ride!

Maybe.. But I'm sure he'll get one eventually.

Oh and in case you don't know what the ranks are, they're the little saying below our names. Just thought I'd point that out to you just so that there isn't any confusion. Yeah you'll never get away from here, it's just so damn addictive. You'll keep coming back for more!

Anne, if we don't want them to panic then I think it would be best to leave the evil laughter out for awhile. At least until we've 'eased them into the experience' haha Bumpy ride indeed! *mumbles* More like crash course..

he'd better! otherwise stephenie's name might just appear on my hitlist...

okay got it. no more scaring people with evil laughter. but i like evil laughter! that doesn't matter, i'm not allowed to do it anymore. et puis zut!

hey, you're the one who doesn't want to scare them! *mutters reproachfully* she said to be good and not scare them, and see what she does? crash course indeed!

Poor Stephenie..she better watch her back just in case.

Don't we all..And don't worry you'll be able to use it again soon enough.

And uh, that just slipped out? Yeah that's it, it slipped. *tries to look innocent*

definitely.

yay! i like that one almost as much as this one: .

sure it did. but i forgive you. we all slip, after all .

Actually, she better go all out on the protection. You are a little assassin after all.

Really? I never would have guessed... God, great, now you've got me doing it. Curse you! *shakes head and sighs*

Thank you Jesus! I'm glad I'm forgiven because I really don't want to suddenly appear on your hitlist..

yup! *grins not evilly, I promise!*

blame sam. she got me started. addictive, isn't it?

no, i wouldn't put you on my hitlist, you're my future boss, after all. besides, friends don't put friends on their hitlists .

Haha nice save.

Sam, it's all your fault! Why did you have to get her started, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,WHYY!?!? Yes, it is addictive. And it's something else that I really don't need to be addicted to! I've got enough addictions for once. I will not, I repeat will NOT do it again.

Ah yes, that's right you'll be working for me soon. I will be the one controlling your paycheck, oh the power!! *will not put smiley stick out tongue face* Haha I like that saying, it's a good one. It would go well on a T-shirt.

whew! *wipes forehead in relief* that was a close one!

yes, blame it all on sam! just kidding sam. i love you anyway! but they're your smileys. you just keep saying that lauren. sooner or later you'll crack. they all to. *still restraining from grinning evilly*

yes you will. i'd better be nice to you, hadn't I? i want that t-shirt when you mass produce it! can it be our official assassin uniform?

Uh-huh, but let's just see how long you'll be able to keep it up *grins evily*

I was just kidding with you too Sam, I hope you know that. I will keep saying it, over and over again until I can no longer say it. I'm a tough nut, I won't crack. I am uncrackable! I shall resist!

Yes you should, unless you want a crappy paycheck or be unemployed.. Just kidding, you're one of my girls I wouldn't do that to you. I'm not that mean, not yet anyway. Yes, it can be the official assassin uniform. I'll make one for everyone.

hey, why can you do it and not me? *pouts*

sure you will...

yay! cool uniforms with fun slogans! AND paychecks . what more can a girl ask for? (see, i'm resisting the other one too. it's hard, though! that's the best one!)

Because I'm the one with your paycheck..*smiles*

Really, I will resist. I can be a very stubborn individual. You'll see.

There's a lot more a girl could ask for, but we won't get into that one..What colors should the shirts and slogans be? Should they be long sleeve, short, tank, what? Oh and what sizes? I need details. (See I'll have you cured of your little addiction in no time)

very true...

i'm sure you will. i have faith in your will power and stubborness.

well, yes, but i'm trying to keep it board appropriate here. hmm... i have a really bad eye for colors, unfortunately. i like t shirt-like sleeves and i'm an adult large (i wear really baggy clothes).

on this thread, maybe...

But now you can use it all you want, and you'll still get your paycheck.

So far so good.

Hm..what about..the shirts themselves be black and the slogans some kind of shade of purple, written in cool font? Or something like that. T-shirt, adult large, got it. Maybe it would be best to take this conversation over to the Cult for further discussion.

oh, yay!

it's been what, less than 24 hours? lol

okay, that sounds cool. and sure, why not?

I thought you would like that.

I think so yeah haha But hey, I'll take what I can get.

All right, good enough then. Glad we agree. I just hope the other girls will go for it. And if not, well we'll work something out.

yup!

hey, at least you've made it this far.

i think they will. it sounds really cool.

That's right, and I'm still going strong.

Hope so.