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you can steal it, your gonna have ta, i can just supply the driver.

Excellent *rubs hands together as she gets a gleam in her eye* Sneaking around in the school parking lot wearing a black suit while playing the Mission Impossible theme song in the background...it's going to be so much fun.

(roflmao)
Can i come? I always wanted to hijack a school bus, and maybe ducktape the kids to the seats, sigh, such nice decorations where theyre not making any noise.

Sure, you can be my partner in crime with matching outfit! Haha I like your idea with the ductape. Be sure to be a few rolls though, just in case they try to get away or get mouthy. We can always duct tape their mouths shut.

We're real sweet, aren't we?

that was the idea.

YAY, i have a partner in crime

Oooooooo did somebody say CRIME?

I'll hold everybody in the school hostage while you two steal the bus (but don't leave for Forks without me!!)

Somebody did.


And that would be perfect! Would you be able to handle everyone by yourself though? We might would need backup. And don't worry, we wouldn't leave you behind, we're not that cruel.

Don't worry about my hostage-holding skills. I have some very interesting tactics planned (I am Alice's sister, remember? ). First I'll lock all the doors from the outside and pole vault onto the roof, where I'll cut a trapdoor and jump into the school. Then one by one, I'll tie everbody up in their chairs using a huge thick rope and shove their dirty socks in their mouths to stop them from screaming for help. If I'm lucky one of them will try to escape and then I get to flush their head down a toilet.

So don't worry about me, I'll manage quite fine

*Just sits there staring* Well then..that takes care of that I guess. And here I thought you were innocent, man was I wrong. haha It's great.

Lol I like coming up with evil plans.

Everybody I know thinks I'm innocent at first, but then they realize they're completely mistaken (after I do something totally mad) hence why my nickname/alter ego is "The Evil Murderer" among my friends.

So I see heh. First we take over the school and bus, then next stop the world!

*raises an eyebrow* Hm, remind me never to get on your bad side then, I like living.

Hehe. Don't worry, I've never actually killed anybody. Although I have this kind of strange friend who keeps track of how many times I (figuratively) kill her. She's up to a hundred and twenty two or something.

That's pretty funny, and quite a record even if it is just figuratively. haha

Speaking of killing people (don't worry, I'm not about to say I actually did) I was on the ice skating last week and this really annoying group of little kids were having a group lesson and barging through so I had to get out of their way. My friend skated up to me while we were waiting for the brats to pass through, and she was like: "You could just kill them, hey?"

The funny thing is that a few days before that, I was swinging my leg up into a really fast spin and I almost hit one of those kids in the head with my blade.

So then I said to her (my friend, this is back in the present ): "Actually, I almost did..."

Haha oh my, that wouldn't have been good. I could see the headline now- Child Killed By Ice Skate in big bold lettering. I bet those kids won't be skating near you from now on :-P

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that (not the newspaper headline - that's quite possible) but them watching where they're going? That's asking a miracle... those kids are so annoying. They're not even supposed to be on this particular session when they're at that level (low level, that is). But don't let me go off on a rant about that - I'll be babbling for hours.

lol... thats hilarious!!! I love that!! It would be easy to get people to move and stuff with that!! I once told my friend that I killed someone.. I came up with this elaborate story that I was only a child and didnt realise that is if a person was hit scross the head with a brick in a particular spot (I made up a random spot on your head at the time and said I learned about it after I did it) and that I wasnt charged because I was too young and it was accidental... she believed me... I couldnt believe it... It was the crappiest story ever and she fell for it... i thought it was funny

Haha wow, people really are gullible aren't they? That's too funny.

HAHA, people these days... I still get people who fall for the old "Did you hear they took 'gullible' out of the dictionary?" and the occasional person who looks where you're pointing when you say: "Look, a distraction!"

It's hilarious. I'm usually guilty of that second one I mentioned, but only because it's a habit to look when people point at something

Nice one haha. Speaking of gullible, one time when I was still in school we were sitting in the class waiting for the bell to ring when all of a sudden someone yells out "Hey look, gullible is written on the ceiling!" I swear just about every single person in the class looked up at the ceiling at the same time. I laughed so hard I thought I was going to fall out of my chair.

That's amazing! I have a friend who is SO gullible, it's hilarious.

Samantha, I totally agree with you about killing the skating kids. For me it's Hockey players, though. Especially the titchy ones. They zoom around in their huge ginormous pads and run right into you. They deserve to be killed. Preferably slowly. By a toe pick. Or several. (I've thought about this. Can you tell?)

I bet you have a blast with them then, don't you?


Nope, I can't tell at all that you've thought this through....not one little bit You should go into the locker where they keep their stuff and switch their jerseys and whatnot with something pink and frilly. Then hide their stuff somewhere where they can't find it. Wouldn't that be funny to see these big macho hockey players skating around in something like that?

Yeah, we have fun.

That is an AMAZING idea!!! I should SO do that! Replace the pads with skating dresses and let them see how it feels to be rammed into the wall. Then maybe they'll appreciate us more and stop ramming into us!

whos doing what now?

Anne, slashy snow eagle, is plotting revenge on the hockey players because they've been rude to her while she's out on the ice.