Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...

No, she isn't. Haha.

111. Alice Cullen is not allowed to try and give Charlie an extreme make-over.

that would be amazing!

112. Alice Cullen is not allowed to move to Japan and become a world famous manga artist.

That would be really cool.

113. Alice Cullen is not allowed to dress up as a munchkin and audition for The Wizard of Oz (like a play of it or something)

nice!

114. Alice Cullen is not allowed to play the victim (i don't know her name) in a play of Dracula .

Good one =) And the victim's name is Lucy.

115. Alice Cullen is not allowed to enter a drag race with her Porsche.
Though that would be awesome to watch, she'd leave them in the dust!

thanks!

she would, and it would be VERY funny to watch!

116. Alice Cullen is not allowed to "accidentally" break rosalie's convertible and blame it on emmett.

No problem.

Indeed.

117. Alice Cullen is not allowed to Volterra and do the home extreme make-over on the castle.

lol!

118. Alice Cullen is not allowed to give Jane a makeover and a new wardrobe.

Heh, that would be funny.


119. Alice Cullen is not allowed to push Bella around in a shopping cart around Wal-Mart like a crazy person and make her read a map of Russia and shot out insane directions.

lol, that's... random

120. Alice Cullen is not allowed to stick stickers of purple penguins on every flat surface she finds while humming the theme song to, "The Pink Panther" at the top of her lungs.

LOL. I hope not.

121. Alice Cullen is not allowed to send letters to all the other Cullens telling them that they've been accepted into Hogwarts, and send them off on a wild goose chase to find Platform nine and three quarters, using them time while they're away to sell their cars and use the money to buy accessories for her Porsche.

LOL nice one!

122. Alice Cullen is not allowed to dress herself, Bella and Rosalie up in bell bottoms, blouses and boots with 80's hairstyles and give them each a gun so that they all can be 'Charlie's Angels'

nice!

123. Alice Cullen is not allowed to tell rosalie that alice beat her in a beauty contest in romania.

Rosalie wouldn't like that.

124. Alice Cullen is not allowed to paint Carlisle's study pink and put purple furntiure in it.

ha ha ha, love the last one!!

125 alice is NOT allowd to snog edward in order to make jasper jealous (O_o)

certainly not! though he might get so jealous he would leave her and come to me instead... so maybe she is allowed to do it after all .

126. Alice Cullen is not allowed to drink coffee until she's uber hyper and then come bounce off walls with us.

Haha, Anne you make me laugh...

Actually Alice should do that, but it probably wouldn't be the best of ideas to get Alice hyper.

127. Alice Cullen is not allowed to make a snowman and name it Frosty and skip around town pretending that she's following it while humming the little tune very loudly.

always a good day when i make people laugh. though i usually don't do it on purpose...

lol, nice! and i would personally kill her if she did that, so she'd better not!

128. Alice Cullen is not allowed to become a punk rocker and pierce her nose and her eyebrows and get a mohawk and become the lead singer in her band Monsterz.

YIKES!! NEVER!!

129. Alice Cullen (while in this band 'Monsterz') is not allowed to rename herself some crazy name like Binxella LeBone.

Lol. That was the first thing that came to my head.

that's an amazing name!

130. Alice Cullen (while calling herself Binxella LeBone) is not allowed to get involved with the wrong crowd and turn into one of those celebrities who are always in the news for bad things.

Lol, if Alice does any of these things, I'll personally run up to her and shake her until she snaps out of it.

131. Alice Cullen (Binxella LeBone of Monsterz, hotshot celebrity) is not allowed to get thrown in jail for drug dealing and cry until Carlisle (her rich father) pays her bail.

ha ha, she carlisle and edward are not allowed to reinact prucilla, queen of the desert.

NO!!!!! My family watched that movie... *shudders*

133 (we'll count yours as 132, Lilly): Alice Cullen is not allowed to start a quilting club with a bunch of old ladies and discuss the scandals of modern day society in comparison to the olden-days.

(It's scary to think that in human terms, Alice is actually an old lady. Let's just not think about that)

134. Alice Cullen is not allowed to chug 3 monters before she goes shopping...INSANITY!

NOOO!!! Everybody will be in danger!!!

135. Alice Cullen is not allowed to secretly target animals with high blood sugar when she's hunting so that she can go hyper against her family's will.