Things Rosalie Would Never Say

48. Voledmort is my hero.

49. *sings* Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't

50. My name is Rosalie, and I am a Cullen Cults Addict.

51. I just love dressing like a slut.

52. Bring it on, b!tch.

53. Emmett, you would look so sexy in my red negligee. Won't you try it on for me, please teddy bear?

54. bella, can i come with you to the werewolf campout? i wanna try to seduce that paul!

55. I'm an ugly girl. my face makes you hurl. sad i have it, i should bag it. acne everywhere, unwanted facial haiir, i'm a relation to frankenstiens creation. (Emmett) you're so ugly you disgust me (Rose) Boo hoo hoo yeah (Emmett( you're so ugly you disgust me (Rose) Ooo! oooo! Oh lets go out and have some fun! (Emmett) I'm sorry, but you're too damn ugly! (Rose) Oh screw you Emmett!

HAHA! Nice one.

56. Alice, you really do need to go to a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting. You're obsessive shopping just isn't healthy.

I hope Rosalie never says that. It would take the Aliceness out of Alice. Though I think Alice would probably protest anyway.

LOL! That was hilarious, Carmen! I love Weird Al

57. You know Emmett, I thought I loved you, but it was just how you looked in the light. (FOB lyrics )

Aww poor Emmett..

58. Samantha, Emmett is all yours. I don't want him anymore.

bet that'll make sam happy

59. be my bad boy, be my man, be my weekend lover, but don't be my friend. you can be my bad boy, but understand, that i won't need you in my life again.

where the hell did that come from?

60. oh my honey. oh my honey. better hurry and lets meander. ain'tcha goin? ain'tcha goin' to the leader man, ragged meter man? oh my honey. oh my honey. let me take to Alexander's grand stand brass band. ain'tcha comin along?

... WTF??!

Haha

61. Like OMG Jessica that is like the coolest outfit ever! I MUST know where you got it from.

62 - jessica and lauren are my best friends.

its a stupid song we have to sing in choir. i hate it

63. The wheels on the bus go round and round..

eround and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round, all day long

65. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours

wtf??!

Song called Milkshake by Kelis

66. Uh, Alice who the hell did your make-up? You look like a freakin clown.

alice smiles sweetly, you did rose!

Haha, nice comeback.

67. Girls rule, boys drool.