Things Bella Would Never Say

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:57 pm

92. Jacob, I truly, sincerely, want you to kiss me.

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:32 pm

93. sorry Edward, you.re not hot enough for me (no pun intended)

94. I think I'd rather marry jacob

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:59 am

95. Heather's cool.

lol jk.

the real 95. I wanna hang out with Rosalie.

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:57 pm

96. I LOVE POKEMON!!!

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:23 pm

*shudder* i remember that phaze...not a good time for me....

97. (after being admitted to Rehab for drug usage) Edward, you're making me want to use again.... Smile

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:24 pm

LOL

98. MY NAME IS BARBIE!!!

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:42 pm

99. Hi, I'm a facebook adict. What's your name?

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:13 pm

cool i get 100!!!

100. Charlie, I want a chastity belt for my birthday, which I can't wait for, by the way.

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:19 am

101. Hello? operator? quick give me the number for 911!!!

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Thu May 01, 2008 6:29 pm

haha i'd do that.

102. Hello, is this the biopolar help number?
Operator: Yes, are you bipolar?
Bella: YES I'M BIPOLAR! WHY THE H*LL WOULD I CALL YOU IF I WASN'T BIPOLAR?!?! I hope you have a nice day. *click* Goodbye?

That happened to my friend Amy. Very Happy

lol

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Thu May 01, 2008 10:38 pm

*Inspired By A Conversation At Lunch Today*

103. Hey. I got my *SH*T* Touretts meds today... *F*CK* but I don't think they're *DICK* working...

lol sorry if that was a little profane...

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Fri May 02, 2008 5:46 pm

I don't get it?

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Fri May 02, 2008 8:54 pm

i don't either.

(conversation between my sister and her friends)
104. How the heck do you think sporks are made? Forks and spoons! *sticks fork to spoon using mashed potatos and corn as...you get it*

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Fri May 02, 2008 10:46 pm

105. hey emmett wanna arm-wrestle before i turn into a vampire?
106. Jacob: What do you wanna do today bella?
Bella: you.

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Fri May 02, 2008 11:55 pm

haha. "the question shouldn't be WHAT do I want to do today, but WHO!!!"

and if you didn't get the one i posted above, Touretts is that diasease you say like Terrets. Where people randomly shout cuss words and have strange tics? It's also halfway an inside joke, so don't worry about it if you still don't get it.

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Sat May 03, 2008 12:11 pm

you should watch the torretts guy video on youtube
speaking of youtube 107. Edward i want to film the battle and put it on youtube, that ok?

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Sat May 03, 2008 7:12 pm

Edward: HELL YEA!!

108: (To jacob) Don't you wish your girlfriend was hott like me...
(Jacob) HELL YES!!!

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Sat May 03, 2008 10:42 pm

hahahahahahaha awesome!!

ok bella would say this one
109. Ice ice baby!

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Sun May 04, 2008 12:14 pm

haha Bella should make Edward a mix tape and that needs to be the first song... lol

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Mon May 05, 2008 7:59 pm

hahahahahahahaha! a mixed tape!!! thats funny cuz we were just talking about that the other day

110. What do i have do to make you turn me into a vampire? Make you a mixed tape?! hehehehe

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Mon May 05, 2008 10:36 pm

lol i know that's why i put it there Very Happy

and nice

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Tue May 06, 2008 10:11 pm

i just felt the need to make a number out of it

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Tue May 06, 2008 10:24 pm

i feel the need to make a number out of YOU!

lol jk

i forgot what number we're on and am too lazy to go back and look, though it'd probably take just as much time if not less than typing this whole thing out...

"Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy BIRTHday dear meeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Happy Birthday tooooooo meeee!!!"

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Tue May 06, 2008 10:29 pm

wait why did you say/sing that?

Subject: Re: Things Bella Would Never Say Tue May 06, 2008 11:10 pm

it was supposed to be something Bella would never say... i just didn't know the number...

it was 111.

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