Things Bella Would Never Say

yeah. i would say we're funny too, but i think we're only funny to ourselves.

that's how we are. but i think that combined, we would make everyone laugh...okay, prolly not, but still.

i think that the rest of the world just doesn't know what funny is

hahahaha.... yeah like when you try to tell someone a story about something hilarious and theyre just kinda "eeh" and your like well i guess you had to be there. thats probably what it would be like

yea. that's the story of my life though. lol

i say the whole, "You had to be there..." thing all the time.

bell would never say expelliamus!

you're right. she would say Avada Kedavra!

Ooohhhhhh

bella would never say "im a barbie girl in a barbie world"

bella would never say that we were stupid or that we pretty much took over this thread.

bella would never say that she wanted a divorce

Bella would never say she hates Edward

unless she was lying lol

haha nice

bella would never say that she actually WANTED a fancy new car (unless forced to say so)

bella would never say that she wanted to be rosalie's bff

so true...

"Psht. Vampires are the shiznet."

bella would never say: yo homedogz! watz crakalakin!?

bella would never tell jokes about watermelon and fried chicken

Hahaha random much?

"Nanananana...
BATMAN"

only a little. heather'll get it.

haha very funny...

. . .Right. . .

nevermind

bella would never say "hidey ho neighbor"

She'd never say "I don't do" at the wedding

haha 'i dont do"

bella would never say jacob, you sexy, 16 year-old wearwolf, marry me!