Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do

211. Jasper Hale is not allowed to become a prep. *shudders*

212. Jasper Hale is not allowed to become a munk.

Yikes!!!!

213 (my lucky number paired with my unlucky number... interesting): Jasper Hale is not allowed to become a pole dancer.

214.Jasper Hale is NEVER allowed to be with Anne! (oooh burn! )

215. Jasper Hale is not allowed to be with anyone who is underage. Oo looks like I have a chance then..

Haha Way to play your cards right, Lauren.

216 (my old school bus number ): Jasper is not allowed to join a crazy jungle tribe and paint his face in crazy colours while dancing like a madman around a fire and waving spears around in the air while singing in gibberish.

217. Jasper Hale is not allowed to go on national television and announce to the world that he is a vampire.

218. Jasper Hale is not allowed to be with anyone OTHER than Anne (so there!)

okay, that underage thing is not fair!!!!
219. Jasper Hale is not allowed to cut his hair and die it orange

nope, it's not. *sigh* but i'll be 18 in 3 years and he'll be 17 forever, so i suppose i still have time.

220. Jasper Hale is not allowed to dance naked on the tabl ein the living room while shouting, "I'm King of the World!"

221. Jasper Hale is not allowed to go hunting at the local zoo.

*grins*

222 (). Jasper Hale is not allowed to make a pact with the purple penguins to be the hunting master when they take over the world.

Haha, nice. I have to ask though, what is with you girls and purple penguins lately?

223. Jasper Hale is not allowed to steal shopping carts and have shopping cart races with Emmett and Edward in the parking lot.

what about purple penguins? they're cool!

lol, that's hilarious!

224. Jasper Hale is not allowed to beg for pennies from innocent passers by to ride the dinky little rides in front of the supermarket.

225. Jasper Hale is not allowed to be with ANYONE but ColdOne

226. Jasper Hale is not allowed to be with ColdOne and instead should always be with Anne.

227. Jasper Hale is not allowed to leave Alice's side, that way neither one of you can have him.

228. Jasper Hale is not allowed to listen to Lauren! (jk, lol.)

HAHAH uh-huh suure you are Anne

229. Jasper Hale is not allowed to spike the punch at a party.

Lol

230. Jasper Hale is not allowed to become a creepy, mutated little beast and go off and live in a cave, muttering "My precious..." all the time.

i love golem! i can do his voice really well, too!

231. Jasper Hale is not allowed to go on a quest to save the world in the company of no one but paul and mike newton.

Nice one.

232. Jasper Hale is not allowed dress up as Batman and make Alice dress up as Robin and fight crime together.

nice!

233. Jasper Hale is not allowed to become a groupie. *shudders*

Amen to that.

234. Jasper Hale is not allowed to become a Chip N Dales dancer.
(Though I would pay good money to see that!)

235. Jasper Hale is not allowed to go out on the streets and advertise starbucks by wearing one of those sandwich board things.