Relationships (troubles, new, old, advice, ranting, etc.)

That sucks.

The guy I like is going to the fair with his girlfriend--or so I learned when I invited him to go with me and some friends.

So I went home and ate lots of ice cream.

Aw, I'm sorry.
Go to the fair and show the guy what he's missing. ;]

Yeah, me and my best friend are going to be lesbians on the double ferris wheel. It scares us so we hold hands and whisper support into one another's ears. People look at us. XD

Lmao.
I'm in a secret love triangle with my best friends....
and my boyfriend is okay with sharing me as long as I really love them, and if it means a lot to me that he'll share me. ....Don't ask about the lesbian love triangle. XD

My friend and I....first we were twins, then lesbian lover twins, then we were married, then I broke up with her for insulting my favorite game, and now...now we're pathetic girls who are lusting after guys we can't have.

Me and my friend: Friends, cousins, sisters, we got together, broke up, got together broke up, got together, broke up. then we seriously didn't talk to each other for a month. Friends, sisters, got together, broke up, got with my other friend, my other friend cheated on me with the first friend and then I was seduced by the first friend.

And now I'm a girl with one girlfriend, one lesbian off and on friends with benefits, and a boyfriend that I have been with for ten months as of today. XD

My other (pregnant) best friend swears she's having my baby.


....She's naming him Jasper....

XD

Oh. I forgot that two years ago, me and the first friend had a baby together, {it was a hat named san-san} and our other friend stole it. We have been fighting for custody ever since.

But this one's a real baby, lol.

Lol. XD
Truue.

I say, don't go out with him. If he has that bad of a track record, and if other girls are warning you about him, don't.

I'm really confused about this whole thing. My boyfriend and I were talking, and I was teasing him because he was "flirting" with this girl in his class apparently. So, I was being like,you like her you stare at her all the time you want her. And he was like no over and over again, and he got upset because he thought I'd rather him be with her. And then he's like, but apparently I think of having a {excuse my non-site appropriateness} threesome with you and her. And keeps on going on about it. So I said, "you stare at her all the time in class" and he goes "Not all. Some. for about 20 minutes" Me: "ooh la la. do you think about her. Him: Only about our threesome, duh. I'm 95% sure its a joke, but I'm not sure. And our mutual friend stole his phone and was reading his texts, and she is very concerned about us. Help?

oh wow, ummmmmmm
(the truth always comes out when you are joking around)
you know, i really have no clue what to tell you
unless you wanna take my own advice and let things play out, what happens, happens

Ew! Ugh, I hate this.
So he honestly does. That's gross.
And he knows it's not going to happen. {I'm a good girl}
But, what the hell is he doing with me if he likes this girl that much?
-.-

I think if he says he doesn't like her you should believe him. And if he says that he only thinks about her when he thinks about you... that says something.

And Ava, that guy sounds like bad news. no-no.

ok that's two no's. and my friend is still proding me for an answer, so...
GAHHHHHHHHHH
i hate men

ava, definitely don't go for it! my first "love" was exactly like that. he even got expelled from school because he had a book about how to make bombs. they took him away in handcuffs. i'll never forget it.

anyway, me and my ex were talking for a while. he said he couldn't wait to make more memories together. then i found out a few days ago that he has a new girlfriend who he apparently already LOVES. god, i hate my life. i keep trying to get over my best friend, so i thought this was the way to do it. it backfired...

k i wont then, i have too much riding on it anyway, it'll make my life SOO much easier if i dont
thanks guys!
ugh, men are f*&^in idiots, im sorry they are

They are, they honestly honestly are.
There are just some things we don't need to know.
Like about their porno, their perved thoughts and what not.

or the fact that they are jacking off to your picture..... (sorry but i about killed the guy after i found out about that one)
or the fact that they had might have had(i couldnt tell if he was joking or not) s&x with their gf last night....

Or the fact that he was thinking of having a threesome with you and his friend,
and that friend happens to be a dancer, and has a nice laugh.
And that he has erm dreams of you, and exactly what you two were doing in his dream.

or the fact that he asked for a threesome at the movies with YOUR best friend

Or the fact that his cousin has a crush on him,
that he saw his aunt topless,
that his friends thinks that for a christmas present I should give him a Billie Joe. {just use the initials}
that he cant picture me on top in s*&*%#x
and that his friends want him to get me and my friend {girl} to make out, and video tape it.

or the fact that he asked you to make a porno with him and you still can't figure out if he was joking...