I'm. . .? Wait, who am I???

I guess welcome wouldn't be the correct sentiment...

Thanks for introducing yourself! Better late than never, eh?

well, whatever you would like to put in the place of welcome should go here i guess...
pretty much, put what evermore said in my post as well!

Nice to meet you Nee, I'm Lauren. I hope you've been enjoying yourself while you've been here with us.

Hey Nee, I'm sweetblood. Welcom to the Cullen Cults, I hope you have fun on the site!
Oh, chocolate sounds good..mmmmm...chocolate.....

Hi Nee, I'm Sam. I've already talked to you a little bit around the place, so hopefully you know by now how crazy I am. If not, I'll have to prove it to you...

ATTACK OF THE BLUE FLYING MONKEYS!!!!

Got it? Good

Anyway, I love writing too, as do many other people here. And I live for chocolate (okay, so I live for books and figure skating and chocolate, but whatever ) I hope you have fun here!!

Ello Nee! I am ColdOne a.k.a Jess. Welcome! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh yes...I remember you...you have joined me and Anne in our Jasper Hale Is Mine war! HAHA! I'm a cancer too by the way.

I'm Anne, and yeah, I remember you from our war. (And Sam? It's getting pretty ugly. You might be needed.)

I'm a cancer too, which is cool! Let's see... writing, reading, blogging, fighting to the death for Jasper... that's what I do!

Stupid Cancers My bro's a Cancer too. I'm an Aquarian. Me and my friend (who shares my star sign) were talking about that today, and apparently Aqaurians are procrastinators, one of a kind, and annoy people by talking too much. We were laughing at how much that describes both of us.

General Sam at your service! I'll be over there just as soon as I can, ma'am. Don't worry

hey! i'm offended by that! just kidding. hmm, let's see what cancers are. *opens a new window to check*

let's see, the website says:

Emotional and loving
Intuitive and imaginative
Shrewd and cautious
Protective and sympathetic

Changeable and moody
Overemotional and touchy
Clinging and unable to let go

nope, don't think so. not me.

yay! thank you, general. always nice to have help!

Lol That's good (that you got the joke) I know about a thousand people who would've taken it very seriously... okay, so one in particular... (who's not on this site, by the way )

Hmm good idea, I'd better get a second opinion on this Aquarius thing (my source last time was my friend, who's very clever, but I just need to double check)

*copies Anne and opens up second browser*

Friendly and humanitarian
Honest and loyal
Original and inventive

Intractable and contrary
Perverse and unpredictable
Unemotional and detached

Haha, all of that suits me except for unemotional. I'm definitely detached (from reality) though I think the last line of yours suits me a little as well.

*pats general badge and looks smug* Well, I'm glad to be appreciated. I'll be making another trip to the scene of the crime in a few minutes, when I've finished my coffee break (lol, just kidding, I don't drink coffee, and I'm not that much of a slacker... usually...)

Virgos are:
*copies everyone else and opens third window*
(did you know Adam Sandler has the same b-day I do?!)
Modest and shy
Meticulous and reliable
Practical and diligent
Intelligent and analytical
Fussy and a worrier
Overcritical and harsh
Perfectionist and conservative

umm NO not me
way back when, a virgo was:
a woman who was not the property of man, and therefore had the legal right to just say "no."
Virgo might be a "clean freak," but most Virgos have a messy closet somewhere or a disaster under their bed.
(YUPPPPPPPPP)

That's cool! (that Adam Sandler shares your bday ) I don't know any celebrities who have the same one as me...

*opens up window to check*

1914 Gypsy Rose Lee (actress, dancer)

1942 Carole King (singer, composer)

1943 Joe Pesci (actor)

1945 Mia Farrow (actress)


On This Day In History:

1964 The Beatles appear on The Ed Sullivan Show.

Well, I don't know any of those (except for the Beatles ) There are apparently a lot of writers who are Aquarians, though. Ooh, and my Aquarian friend that I mentioned was born on the same day as John Travolta

fun! let's see who was born on my birthday. *opens up a 5th window.* wow, i have a lot of windows open already...

birthdays:
* Laura Branigan, 1957 (singer "Gloria") Died August 26, 2004 from an aneurysm.
* George M. Cohan, 1878 (Composer)
* John S. Copley, 1738 (American painter)
* Tom Cruise, 1962 (Actor)
* Montel Williams, 1956 (TV Personality)
look, I know who Tom Cruise is! I feel special!
* Idaho became the 43rd state, 1890
I know what that is too.

hey, why am i a cancer and not a virgo way back when? that's me too!

Haha I'm born the same day as Armani!

nice!

whats nice? im afraid that ive missed part of the conversation here!

It's nice that Nee was born on the same day as Armani. Correct?

And where did you girls go to get those? I'm curious as to what mine would say.

i googled my birthdate. you should do it too: i want to know who was born on the same day as you.

Since everyone else posted their signs I might as well do that too..
Sagittarius: Dec. 10th

Affectionate
Honest
Honest and straightforward
Intellectual and philosophical
Jovial and good-humored
Optimistic and freedom-loving
Can be blindly optimistic and careless
May be irresponsible and superficial
May become restless
Sometimes tactless

People with the same birthday
1985 Raven-Symone (actress)
1960 Kenneth Branagh (actor, director)
1952 Susan Dey (actress)
1946 Gloria Loring (Goff) (actress, singer)
1944 Tisha (Patricia) Sterling (actress)
1941 Tommy Kirk (actor)
1928 Dan Blocker (actor)
1924 Ken Albers (bass singer)
1914 Dorothy Lamour (Kaumeyer) (actress)
1913 Morton Gould (composer)
1815 Ada Lovelace (computer programmer)
1830 Emily Dickinson (poet)
1952 Susan Dey (actress)
1960 Kenneth Branagh (actor, film director)

i know who kenneth branagh is. he's on there twice! i know emily dickenson too.

so does your sign describe you?

Yeah and so is Susan Dey, they're not suppose to be though. I got the names from two different links and I didn't know they were on both of them. But I know who a lot of the people are- Raven Symone(we have the exact same bday, I didnt know that before), Kenneth B, Susan Dey, Gloria Loring, Dorothy Lamour, and Emily Dickenson. So not bad.

Yeah it does, for the most part. The only thing that isn't really me is that I'm not blindly optimistic', careless, irresponsible or tactless, well not all the time anyway.

i didn't even notice that one i only know who one of them is, but that's no surprise. i am, after all, celebrity illiterate.

better than mine. mine doesn't fit me at ALL!

Well hey, one is more than none right?

So what should yours have said?

true. and at least he's semi-cultural and not some pop icon like britney or paris hilton.

something like: annoying and random, occasionally b!tchy and cruel, determined when she wants to be, pessimistic, doesn't relate well to people.