Things Alice Would Never Say

148: Lets go for a nice walk on this gorgeous sunny day.

149. If we are what we eat then I'm fast, cheap and easy.

150. I think i see a pimple on my face!

151. Emmett, Edward let's have a threesome. And whatever you do, don't tell Jasper.

152; Rawr. I can be your little bunny. ;]

153. Everyone grab a beer. We're going to see who can chug theirs down the fastest.

154; -When talking to Rosalie- Party? Nah. I'd rather stay home and study.

28. "Screw this yellow porshe, I want a Britney Spears cd." -cringes at the thought of Alice saying that-

156. Jimmi Hendrix... he is my idol. I worship and love him, dude.

Not sure if it's been said yet.

157. I love you Jacob!

158; Be my personal space heater Jacob.

159. Ahh...isn't this wonderful? i have Mike and Eric here kissing me and Jasper will never know.

160. Wow, that last shopping trip really wore me out. Stick a fork in me people, I'm done.

ahh no! sorry

161. If you don't hurt everywhere you're not doing it right. NOW LIFT THOSE LEGS! and 1, 2, 3, 4....come on ladies, work it out!
(saying this while doing high knees in multi-colored spandex)

Haha! Nice one.

161. (trying to decide on something to wear) Hmm... I can't choose... polka dot or plaid?

162. (trying to look innocent) No officer. I did not intentionally run Mike down with my car, he just jumped out infront of me for no reason, and I was just going so fast that there was nothing I could do but hit him.

Haha

163. Why would I want to go shopping with you, Rosalie, when I could be spending my time fishing with Charlie and Harry?

ew, fishing.

164. Froggy went a courtin and he did ride uh huh. Froggy went a courtin and he did ride uh huh, uh huh. froggy went a courtin and he did ride. he wore his jacket on the satin side, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.

(thank the Laury Burkner Band those wonderful lyrics)

Wow, I haven't heard that song in a long time..

165. Bella, stop licking the oreo and just eat the damn thing already before I shove it down your throat!

lol. when you have a twin little brother and sister who are almost 6, you hear a lot of stuff like that. i have most of the little kid Disney movies memorized. lol

Haha same here. I love Disney movies, and I own just about all of them.

166. I'm sorry Jasper but I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow isn't looking good either.

poor jasper.

167.(to rose) loathing. unadulterated loathing. for your voice, your hair, your clothing. let's just say... i loathe it all!

yay wicked!

168. Ohhhh Mike.. do it again..

169. Jasper, I'm leaving you for the circus man with the missing front teeth and bad body odor.

....poor Jasper

170. Esme, will you please tuck me in and read me a bedtime story? *gives her the puppy dog face*