Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...

We're doing this in the Jasper Cult, and it's heaps of fun, so I thought we should start it here too. I'll start:

1. Alice Cullen is not allowed to insist that she be able to use shopping as PE credits.

What ? I'm confused. Whats this for and you mean my PE credits don't count? Damn it! teehee.

It's random and for fun. You make a list of very random things Alice isn't allowed to do. Check out the one in the Jasper thread if you need an example. (Warning, it gets VERY random VERY quickly.)

lol

2. Alice Cullen is not allowed to wrestle with bears as a career ('cause that's Emmett's job. lol)

Ohh!
3. Alice is not allowed to go to school when the suns out even though she likes to sparkle. teehee

lol, so true.

4. Alice Cullen is not allowed to use her ability to tell the future to set up a fortune telling booth at school and make her fortune telling the girls which boys will ask them to the dances.

Lmao

5. Alice Cullen is not allowed to use her abilities to cheat on tests.

i don't think she would, though.

6. Alice Cullen is not allowed to use Jasper as a barbie doll.

I got nothin'

I was going to do this very thing Anne, but you beat me to it haha

7. Alice Cullen is not allowed to dress Emmett up as a ballerina

oh well, at least you can post!

*grins* that would be something to see!

8. Alice Cullen is not allowed to paint Edward's toenails pink.

Oh I got one

9. Alice Cullen is not allowed to use Jasper to make Emmett and Edward want to carry her bag and be her modles when she goes shopping

That's a good one.

10. Alice Cullen is never allowed to be with anyone other than Jasper.

Well, duh! lol

11. Alice Cullen is not allowed to shop for more than 12 hours straight without taking a break.

I keep wanting to put Jasper Hale... this is going to take a bit of getting use to.

12. Alice Cullen is not allowed to get Bella drunk and make her do wild and crazy things.

Oh my god!!! I can't believe you just said that! Alice with somonelse(sp?) unthinkable!

12. Alice Cullen is not allow to be in the book of world record for longest shopping spree. (cause noone will ever beat her)teehee

I know..

13. Alice Cullen is not allowed to dress Jasper up as an elf for Christmas.

I like that one it's random but I agian have nothing.

Here is an obvious one.

14. Alice Cullen is not allowed to shop in outdoor plazas.

Only if it's in the sun

i know how you feel Lauren. i'm the same way!

no one would be: humans need to sleep. lol.

13. Alice Cullen is not allowed to dress up as a vampire for halloween and scare all the little children.

Glad I'm not the only one..

14. Alice Cullen is not allowed to let Emmett dress her up as an angel and stick her ontop of the Christmas tree.

but she'd look really cute there!

15. Alice Cullen is not allowed to try and seduce Rosalie.

I don't think Rosalie, Jasper or Emmett would really like that one. Well the guys might get a bit turned on..

16. Alice Cullen is not allowed to put Jasper in a sequenced outfit with a hat and make him do jazz hands.

that would be hilarious!

17. Alice Cullen is not allowed to pop out of nowhere humming the theme song to "Jaws".

That made me laugh. If she was in the water she could fix her spikey hair to look like a fin haha


18. Alice Cullen is not allowed to put whip cream in Bellas hand while she's sleeping, then tickle her so that she ends up smearing the cream all over her face.