Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do

Well I figured we needed one of these, so here we go

1. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to back down from an arm wrestling match against Mike Newton.

most certainly not!!!!

2. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to tell Rosalie that Bella is the sexiest of them all.

She'd kill him.

3. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to engulf Bella in a big bear hug and squeeze the life out of her.

edward would kill him!

4. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to buy himself a teddy-bear and tell people that it's his best friend.

Haha aww, that would be so cute though.

5. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to try and give Alice a make-over.

6. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to climb on the table and proclaim himself ruler of the known world.

7. Emmett is not allowed to buy a pink minivan and drop Alice off for soccer practice.

Haha

8. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to blow his top and start yelling at a little kid who gets in his way on the street.

aww...

9. Emmet Cullen is not allowed to join Ballet.

he'd be a good ballerina!

10. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to be knighted by the Queen.

11. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to become a Pimp and use Rosalie, Alice and Bella as his..well you know.

Lol Definitely not...

And Anne, continuing on from yours...

12. Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to pronounce himself king and knight people, but accidentally slice through their shoulders with the sword because of his super strength.

(You know you're pathetic when you start taking inspiration from Shrek the Third...)

lol.i still have yet to see that .i've heard its good.

Emmett is not allowed to steal a little kids teddy bear and rip it apart with his teeth mistaking it for a grizzly.

That would just be mean..

14. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to go to the zoo and start wrestling with the polar bears.

ah, damn it! there goes my free show. *snap*

15. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to tell Bella that she is hotter than Rosalie.

that would only cause a couple of problems.....

never seen shrek the 3rd, don't want to either...

that would indeed cause problems!

16. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to change his name to Harry Potter and start calling Edward Voldemort to freak little children out.

17. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to dress Alice up as a China doll and try to sell her on Ebay.

pml, loved the last one.

lol yeah that was a good one!

18. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to shave Rose's head and tattoo the words, "Baby-doll" onto her naked head.

Haha

19. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to sign himself, Rose, and Alice up to play Santa, Mrs.Claus and Santa's little helper at the mall during the Christmas holiday.

bet they'd love that!

20. Emmet Cullen is not allowed to croon bad love songs to rose on valentine's day until everyone wants to kill him. again.

Yeah, that just wouldn't do..Rose probably wouldn't give him enough time to sing..I'm sure she'd have..other things in mind.

21. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to paint himself red/dress in red and break through a brick wall yelling "Hey Kool-Aid!"

*shudders* he scares me!

22. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to start shouting, "Silly rabbit, Trix are for Kids!"

23. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to have a 'man to man' talk with Mike Newton and tell him all about the 'birds and bees'.

That would be really funny to watch in my opinion...