Things Rosalie Hale is not allowed to do

Well, we have these for almost everyone else, so its only fair.
1. Rosalie Hale is not allowed to tell Emmett he has a weight problem.

Good idea. I can't believe I didn't think of it..

2. Rosalie is not allowed to switch Bella's wedding gown with a really hideous one and hide the real one, on her wedding day.

lol.
3. Rosalie is not allowed to tell Jacob that Bella would like him better if he crashed Bella's wedding.

4. Rosalie is not allowed to steal Alice's Porche and paint it puke green because Emmett is mad at her.

Alice would kill her.. again.

5. Rosalie is not allowed to wear sexy lingerie all the time and taunt Emmett by telling him that he can only look. That he isn't allowed to touch her for over a month.

He wouldn't make it very long...

6. Rosalie is not allowed to bribe Carlisle to forbid Emmett to make out with her for a month-best case scenario, Emmett will make it, worst case scenario, he doesn't make it, and destroys the house in frustration.

nice

7. Rosalie Hale is not allowed to fall in love with another random man in Forks just to make Emmett mad because she likes him when he's angry......he gets frisky.

Nice one

8. Rosalie is not allowed to get Bella drunk at her bachelorette party so that she'll do wild things with the male strippers that she hired to attend the party. And take pictures to show Edward.

uck...Edward would totally murder her.
9. Rosalie is not allowed to go back to Royce.

10. Rosalie Hale is not allowed to kill Bella.

11. Rosalie is not allowed dump Emmett for Aro.

dang it. i got a couple of bets on that one...jk

12. Rosalie Hale is not allowed to dance to "Milkshake" in front of Jasper.

*snort* Yeah, I'm sure he'd just love that....

13. Rosalie is not allowed to make Emmett wear women's clothing and a bit of makeup and make him go to a gay bar and start hitting on a bunch of guys, while she watches, as pay back for pissing her off.

oo. thanks for the idea.... *evil gears turning for pay back on Garit* he's a guy who is like a jerk. i used to have a huugeee crush on him. but not any more. i wouldn't ask about that one...

14. Rosalie Hale is not allowed to tell Bella that Edward is in the bottom of the well waiting to catch her....

How evil..

15. Rosalie is not allowed to put a sign on Bella's back saying that she'll...do a certain obscene gesture to a certain part of the male body for food.

hahaha!!!

16. Rosalie is not allowed to refur to herself as "the hotter sister".

lol nice.

17. Rosalie is not allowed to try and see how many pedestrians she can hit with her BMW within a certain amount of time.

i like the sound of that game. lol

18. Rosalie is not allowed to go to a cosmetic surgery clinic and tell all the women in there that she just got a reduction.

Oh my... that would be interesting....

19. Rosalie is not allowed to break all of Edward's Cds just because he did something to piss her off.

she would do that....lol

20. Rosalie is not allowed to tell people that she is an angel in disguise (sorry for my terrible spelling...) so they'd better impress her.

lol Exactly, if she broke all of Edward's Cds, I would probably cry...
I am pretty sure she would do that too... lol

21. Rosalie is not allowed to go to a bar and challenge poor humans to a drinking contest.

I love your signature!! it is soo cute!!! lol I'm glad I take chior...because that makes me a singer to somebody. lol

22. Rosalie is not allowed to shove a shoe in someone's butt because they were annoying.

Thank you! I adore yours! :3 I love to sing... alone where no one can hear me. lol

Thank you. I love to sing. I like it when my friends can hear me, but if someone i didn't know or didn't like heard me sing, I would go nuts and screw up majorly. I don't like the way I sound alone, but when I sing with friends, we sound really good.

Haha, when I sing with my sister, I sound so much better. her voice is all whiny and stuff. she sounds...gross when she sings. lol

23. Rosalie is not allowed to tell an "emo" person that running with siccors makes you high.

Uh, I sound horrid. So, I am not gonna sing unless I am around people I am comfortable with... sometimes not even then. lol

24. Rosalie is not allowed to kill Mike Newton.... even though most of us want her to... (attack on the other hand...)