Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do

i saw this list somewhere, called "THings Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do", and it was HILARIOUS! so i thought that maybe we could write a funny list of things that Jasper Hale is not allowed to do.

i'll start!

1. Jasper Hale is not allowed to make Alice horny for him...all the time.
2. He is also not allowed to make Edward and Emmett horny...for each other.

lets make this better than the emmett list!! (i'll post the link for it when i find it again)

3.Jasper Hale is not allowed to influence Edward to change Bella.

4. jasper hale is not allowes to influence bella's decision to become a vampire

4. Jasper may never leave alice, or re-die

that is a good one

5. Jasper Hale is not allowed to be curious, no matter how hot anyone he lives with is.

6. Jasper Hale is not allowed to be depressed anymore. I mean, come on! Smile a little.

7. Jasper may never harm an innocent no matter how irrestible there blood is.

8. Jasper Hale is not allowed to think of himself less than anyone else because he is weaker and cant resist human blood.

9. Jasper Hale is not aloud to calm the emotions of the Volturi.

10. Jasper Hale is not alowd to NOT calm the emotions of the volturi.

11. Jasper Hale is not alowed to hang out with humans (temtation temtations)

12. Jasper Hale is not alowed to start a new born army

13. (my favorite number ^^) jasper hale is not aloud to go back to be with maria over alice.

14. Jasper Hale is not aloud to remember his sad, past because we don't want him to suffer!

15. Jasper hale is not alowd to use his powers to make the towns people go mad for one another.

Did you ever find the site Nodoubter???

I love # 4. Edward soooooo want to take advantage of that. lol.

?? you lost me on that last one??

the #4 thing Jaspers not allowed to do.

ash10 hearts vamp&wol wrote:

4. jasper hale is not allowes to influence bella's decision to become a vampire

ohhhhhh... kk ^^ i get it now

16. Jasper Hale is not allowed to try and stop Alice from shopping. (Like he'd ever be able to stop her anyway)

that's a good one.lol.

very good one ^^

17. Jasper Hale is not allowed to leave the Cullens (or try to get himself killed) if something happens to Alice

... have you been reading my topic?

That was also a good one. It wouldn't be the same without Jasper.


18. Jasper Hale is not allowed to mess with Mike Newton's emotions and make him start having a man crush on Emmett.(I read a fanfic that had something like that in there, that's where that came from and it was extremely funny)

Lilly Cullen wrote:

... have you been reading my topic?

Babe I've been posting ALL over that topic!