Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do

Nice

405. Jasper is not allowed to take Alice's place and try to give Bella makeovers.

that would be fun. maybe he'd do a better job than alice .

406. Jasper is not allowed to draw all over himself with sharpie so that alice gets high when she comes in that night...

Hahaha I wonder if that would work...

407. Jasper is not allowed to change children's nursery rhymes so that they're sick and twisted, and give the children nightmares.

Why he would even think of such a thing, I have no idea...

me neither...

408. Jasper is not allowed to get addicted to "apple" juice.

i like "apple" juice...

um... why is "apple" being caught by the filter?

409. Jasper is not allowed to ask people what they would do for a Klondike bar in a sing-song voice.

410. Jasper is not allowed to reply to that question with "I'd kill you".

411. Jasper is most definitely not allowed to break up with Alice and run off with my friend, JaspersGirl217. Her username has caused enough tension between me and Alice already.

Hey!!! ...i'm in jasper cult!!!!!!!!!!!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!

...poo you

412. Jasper Hale is not allowed to be played by jackson rathbone...blech

too late.

if only there were laws to prevent such thingd from happening...*sigh*

Jasper is not allowed to do...

(anyone else. )

414. jasper hale is not allowed to give alice a monster just for the heck of it... (come to think about it, are vampires even effected by drugs? i.e. is it even possible to get alice on a caffeine high?)

no, vampires cant get drunk or get high on drugs, sorry guys!

415. jasper is not allowed to die. he shall live on, supplying our lives with sexy vampiry goodness....

416. Jasper Hale is not allowed to run around in a tutu and a tube top screaming, "the vampires are coming! The vampires are coming!"

417. he cant go build a house and have him and alice get busy every night he will make edward jealuse and edward will trick him into getting busy with him cause edwrad cant get busy with bella.