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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:06 pm | |
| lol, nice!
381. Jasper Hale is not allowed to start speaking only in Latin so that Alice needs to spend all her time translating instead of shopping. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:53 pm | |
| Haha, I wonder if that would work?
382. Jasper is not allowed to follow a woman who is wearing skimpy clothing around a bar while singing the Badonkadonk song. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:55 pm | |
| haha, i love that song!!! lol 383. Jasper is not allowed to steal Alice's iPod and download a butt load of Britney Spears songs onto. I say this because she would memorize the songs and sing them all the time....*shudder* scary. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:03 pm | |
| Scary indeed!
384. Jasper is not allowed to ruin and break all of Alice's stuff and try to cover it up by saying that a wild animal got loose inside the house and did it. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:27 pm | |
| 385. Jasper is not allowed to tell Rosalie that her prized glass sculpture of her self got broken because the people in his head telled him to do it. (i'm not sure if she has one, but she might. *shrug* lol) | |
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JesziHale Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734 Age : 30 Location : 3OH!3, Colorado Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..." Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:46 am | |
| 386. Jasper is not allowed to start bawling when Bella and Edward say "I do" | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:15 pm | |
| 387. Jasper Hale is not allowed to spend the entire wedding oogling Angela instead of watching bella and edward. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:30 pm | |
| 388. Jasper is not allowed to get ontop of tables and start dancing and stripping, while singing some really bad love song while he's at Bella and Edward's reception. | |
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JesziHale Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734 Age : 30 Location : 3OH!3, Colorado Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..." Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:12 pm | |
| Haha
388. Jasper Hale is not allowed to wear nothing but a speedo to the wedding. | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:53 pm | |
| 389. Jasper Hale is not allowed to dispose of Edward and be his stand in for the wedding. | |
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JesziHale Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734 Age : 30 Location : 3OH!3, Colorado Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..." Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:28 pm | |
| Haha
390. Jasper Hale is not allowed to start coughing when the when the "speak now or forever hold you peace" part comes | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:38 pm | |
| lol
391. Jasper Hale is not allowed to stand up and vehemently declaim in sanskrit when the "speak not or forever hold your peace" part comes. | |
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JesziHale Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2734 Age : 30 Location : 3OH!3, Colorado Humor : "You're hand tastes like police statement..." Registration date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:45 pm | |
| Haha
392. Jasper Hale is not allowed to get trashed at the reception | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:30 pm | |
| 393. Jasper Hale is not allowed to start singing obscene Welsh bar songs as they kiss. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:57 am | |
| lol
394. Jasper is not allowed to dress in drag and try to sneak into Bella's bachelorette party with a camera. | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:20 pm | |
| 395. Jasper Hale is not allowed to hire a stripper for Edward's bachelor party. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:36 pm | |
| and why the heck not? lol 396. Jasper Hale is not allowed to tell people that he is Peter Pan. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:15 am | |
| And that Alice is Tinkerbell?
397. Jasper is not allowed to put a pair of women's underwear all over Edward's room, to try and get Bella mad at Edward. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:28 pm | |
| that's good for me. lol 398. Jasper is not allowed to say, "If someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!" | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:49 pm | |
| hehe, nice!
399. Jasper is not allowed to sing the song "anything you can do i can do better" to alice. | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:50 pm | |
| Nice.
Back on the subject of stripping at parties.. lol.
400. Jasper is not allowed to be one of the strippers at Bella's bachelorette party. | |
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slashy snow eagle Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 5300 Age : 31 Location : winning both the post war and the jasper war Humor : GRAMMAR NAZIS - Netspeak is not an option... Registration date : 2008-02-20
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:31 pm | |
| you think it would make her ditch edward?
401. Jasper is not allowed to hook up with rose while alice and bella are in italy, and defend himself as having been "romantically starved" without alice. | |
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Demonic Angel Movie Master & Administrator
Number of posts : 2356 Age : 30 Location : Slowly Becoming A Ticking Timebomb Humor : Anyone know why women are Lesbians? anyone? no? MEN Registration date : 2007-08-23
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:41 pm | |
| 402. Jasper is not allowed to secretly hire a stripper for Bella's bachlorette party (dont you dare get me started on the Jasper being a stripper thing!) | |
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Kiss.of.Crimson CCA Anonymous
Number of posts : 3451 Age : 38 Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor : TGIF- Thank God I'm Female! Registration date : 2008-01-17
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:43 pm | |
| Anne, if I were Bella and Jasper stripped for me I'd be like Edward who?
Haha Ava
403. Jasper is not allowed to buy one of those mail order brides that resembles Alice, to use as a substitute for when Alice is away. | |
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CarmenCullen:) Stopping At A Casino With Alice
Number of posts : 2899 Age : 30 Location : In my happy place.... Humor : love...it only happens to the lucky Registration date : 2008-02-21
| Subject: Re: Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:34 pm | |
| haha 404. Jasper is not allowed to make a cardboard cut-out of Alice so that when she's gone, she's still there. | |
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