Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do

extremely funny!!

24. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to sing Bella to sleep.

Nope, that's Edward's job.

25. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to capture two bears from the zoo, dress them as Yogi and BooBoo and then put them back in their enclosers with a sign around their necks that says 'I want your picnic basket'

nice!

26. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to guest star on the Tellitubbies as new Tubby Ding Dong.

Hilarious! Especially that name!

27. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to steal a kid's rubber ducky so that he can play with it in the bath tub.

nice!

28. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to take up the saxophone

Yeah, I can't see him playing the sax.

29. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to give Bella a green mohawk, then make up the excuse 'It's St. Patrick's Day...."

edward would just love that...

30. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to rampage around the house like a three year old demanding that Edward return his blanky or else.

I can somehow see him doing that..

31. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to fire Alice from a cannon just to see how far she goes.

pretty far, i bet!

32. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to become a lion tamer and crush the lions into a pulp.

33. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to go live in the desert and have a herim.

34. Emmett Cullen is not, and i repeat NOT, allowed to ummm.... lets see now.... make out with jasper! (ew)

Most certainly not!

35. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to become the next Hugh Hefner and make Rosalie, Alice and Bella be his Playboy bunnies.

*falls off chair laughing*

or esme either, and i dont think that jasper and edward would be too happy about that.

Me either.

36. Emmett Cullen is not to throw Edward a really wild bachelor party

37. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to go around making fun of people with punky hair.

38. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to hang Mike upside-down by the foot over the edge of a cliff and keep pretending to drop him over and over again.

Though I wouldn't mind seeing him fall...*evil grin*

haha kind of like in [NETSPEAK SUCKS:5608]Open Season...the movie. lol

39. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to sing a hokey kereoke version of a Shania Twain song.

That's funny. I really can't see him singing Shania Twain..

40. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to become a biker and trade his Jeep in for a harley.

41. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to turn into a hippie.

42. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to travel back in time and kill Royce before he even meets Rose.

That's a good one.

43. Emmett is not allowed to become a professional body builder and crush his competition.

43. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to ware the Hulk boxers.

(I would explain but it would be like a bunch of rammblings trying to tell y'all the picture it put in my head even though I started laughing...and then couldn't breath.) he he

44. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to tell people that he's Colossus in disguise to see what they say.

45. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to put a 'Kick me, I'm an idiot' sign on Edwards back so that he'll get kicked wherever he goes.

46. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to get a pink Hello Kitty purse and carry it everywhere.