Things Alice Cullen is not allowed to do...

That might help though...

44.Alice Cullen is not allowed to claim she is the Queen of Guam.

or anywhere else!

45. Alice Cullen is not allowed to take over Belgium.

hehe!

46.Alice Cullen is not allowed to help the purple penguins take over the world!

too true...

47. Alice Cullen is not allowed to join the merry outlaws with cunning purple masks when the penguins do take over the world.

48. Alice Cullen is not allowed to cut Rosalie's hair so that it's in the shape of mohawk and then dye it the colors of the rainbow.

bet rosalie would kill her. i'd laugh so hard, though !

49. Alice Cullen is not allowed to keep Paul as a pet.

I would die laughing!!

50.Alice Cullen is not allowed to sing Peanut Butter Jelly Time at the top of her lungs

51. Alice Cullen is not allowed to be Dora the Explorer when she grows up.

52. Alice Cullen is not allowed make everyone sit through the torture of watching the Teletubbies.

53. Alice Cullen is not allowed to copy the lyrics in the "Ban Game" me and Slashy Snow Eagle have been posting

So, so true!

54. Alice Cullen is not allowed to know the Arthur theme song by heart.

55. Alice Cullen is not allowed under any circumstances to dress up and act like Britney Spears --shudders at the thought--

Oh god no!

56. Alice Cullen is not allowed to call herself Paris Hilton.

That too! That would just be horrible.

57. Alice Cullen is not allowed to enter herself, Rosalie and Bella into a wet T-shirt contest.

Oh that's just funny!!!! lol

58. Alice Cullen is not allowed to dye anybody's hair lime green without his/her consent.

Oh here we go!

59. Alice is not allowed to paint Bella glow-in-the-dark!

Now that would be a funny sight to see haha

60. Alice Cullen is not allowed to drag the guys(especially Emmett) along with her while she shops in Victoria's Secret.

Yeah, when I though of that one I had this picture in my head of Bells and the Cullen's playing hide-and-seek in the dark. (ha,ha!)

61. Alice Cullen is not allowed to sing "My Heart Will Go On" to Jasper while down on one knee, crying cheesily.

that would be something to see!

62. Alice Cullen is not allowed to make Bella sing, "Breathe no more" to Edward.

Oh jeez

63. Alice Cullen is not allowed to put on a banana costume and sing "Peanut Butter Jelly Time"

lol

64. Alice Cullen is not allowed to run away and join the circus.

65. Alice Cullen is not allowed to join the New York City Ballet and put all the dancers out of buisness with her grace.

she would, too!

66. Alice Cullen is not allowed to join the Forks High School track team and beat them all every time.

67. Alice Cullen is not allowed to go crazy and paint the entire house pink.